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Modulous
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Message 1 of 745 (714084)
12-19-2013 4:06 PM


I'm 'Umour the Eighth, I am,
'Umour the Eighth I am, I am!
I got posted to the thread next door,
She's been posted seven times before
And every one was a 'Umour
She wouldn't have no Jokes nor a Slam
I'm her eighth old thread named 'Umour
'Umour the Eighth, I am!

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Message 2 of 745 (714089)
12-19-2013 4:45 PM


from a 10 year old
Ya wanna know how you wake up Lady Ga Ga?

Poker face.


"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

  
RAZD
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Message 3 of 745 (714091)
12-19-2013 4:54 PM
Reply to: Message 1 by Modulous
12-19-2013 4:06 PM


'Enery is rollin over in 'is grave

we are limited in our ability to understand
by our ability to understand
Rebel American Zen Deist
... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ...
to share.


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Message 4 of 745 (714097)
12-19-2013 5:18 PM


I guess t'e t'eme is '-less.

Edited by Jon, : No reason given.


Love your enemies!

  
ringo
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Message 5 of 745 (714525)
12-23-2013 11:53 AM


Anode
Hears too the man on the snough plow,
Who has the appropriate no hough
Two help us awl threw.
Wier write behind ewe
Sew don't stand up nough too take yore bough.

Edited by ringo, : Spell czech.


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Message 6 of 745 (714556)
12-23-2013 5:48 PM


Why the Flood Never Happened
What I don't understand is how everyone missed the obvious sauropod AND penguin layering.

I mean. . .come on guys, it's so obvious.


    
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Message 7 of 745 (714560)
12-23-2013 6:28 PM
Reply to: Message 5 by ringo
12-23-2013 11:53 AM


Re: Anode
Geaux ringeaux.


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Message 8 of 745 (714562)
12-23-2013 6:59 PM
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12-23-2013 11:53 AM


Re: Anode
A despondent young fellow named Wriothesley
one day when the weather was dwriothesley
took a noose and a knife
and he ended his life
in a manner both gruesome and gwriothesley.
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Shield
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Message 9 of 745 (714664)
12-25-2013 7:25 PM


An ancient Greek goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: Euripides? The man replies: Yes. Eumenides?
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Message 10 of 745 (714667)
12-25-2013 8:42 PM
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12-25-2013 7:25 PM


Should we use the "jeer" button for the obligatory groan after that kind of pun?

Fundamentalism - the anti-American, anti-Christian branch of American Christianity

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frako
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Message 11 of 745 (714793)
12-27-2013 7:06 PM


God: Jesus, Jesus come here you have got to see this.
Jesus: What?
God: you know that fishing club you started when you where on vacation on earth 2000 years ago? Theyr still at it.


Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.


    
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Message 12 of 745 (714830)
12-28-2013 9:58 AM



Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.


    
frako
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Message 13 of 745 (714832)
12-28-2013 10:27 AM


Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key.

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued he asked: 'Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?' 'No your Highness,' he replied, 'but my father was

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Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.


    
frako
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Message 14 of 745 (714859)
12-28-2013 3:36 PM


Wtf iclanders?


Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.


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Message 15 of 745 (715126)
01-01-2014 3:27 PM
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12-25-2013 8:42 PM


You could use this guy:

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