Roll up, Roll up, get yor 6/6/6 prophecies in now.

it is 1.10 am in the UK.I have just been woken out of a dream where I saw a newspaper headline 'The Sky over Irael Burns , the newspaper is date 6th June 2006. I am shocked when I realise that the date is 6/6/6, OMFG, Yahweh has given me a sign, He has prophecised a disaster on a very significant date.Has anyone else had an amazing prophecy from the Lord for 6/6/6?Atheists are welcome to chip in, especially CK who is in constant contact with the Lord, yet still denies His existence.Brian.

That kid looks as scary as Big Ted... now the kid in the original, he scared the crap out of me.

Deleted. Mockers and scoffers as usual. Edited by Faith, : No reason given.

I'll be sure to mark my calander.I thought the biblical number was supposed to be six hundred and sixty-six. (Or maybe 616 according to some recent discoveries)In any case, I'd panic. Hard.

There will be wars and rumors of wars. Famine and disease will stalk the land.The rich will be richer; the poor will be poorer. There will be more too many of us.Christ will not come.The French will still be smug.Insects and vermin will eat thousands and thousands of pounds of our food. Bacteria and virii will kill thousands, pressing on all sides and from within.Regular day.

And on that day the dreaded remake shall appear. This abomination will star Julia Stiles, who is comely, and Liev Schrieber, who is adequate. And there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

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Just a monkey in a long line of kings.
If "elitist" just means "not the dumbest motherfucker in the room", I'll be an elitist!
*not an actual doctor

can we have some prophecies please?

video doctor Bill Frist and his gay-hating allies in the senate will choose this date to hold their vote to enshrine bigotry into the US constitution.

As to agree with the good doctor - there will be a terrible remake of a movie i liked that didn't need it and it will have julia stiles play one of the most ill-cast roles of her life
and the internet will run red with the vulgarity of the movie nerds claiming shes hot but couldn't act her way out of a paper bagand i will see it and run screaming into the night, wishing i had my 8 dollars back
{ABE: if that isn't prophecy, then i see the future that nothing will happen just like the last 60606 the world has had }Edited by ReverendDG, : No reason given.

As I mentioned in another thread, either the Anti-Christ is going to reveal himself on world wide simulcast television (that will put that Janet Jackson Superbowl episode in context!) or Pastor Harry from Philidelphia is going to name him on his website.My prophecy is that Pastor Harry will be shown to be as barking as David Eyck.If there is such a being as the Anti-Christ I'd bet everything I've got on it being Donald Rumsfeld. The man just oozes malign contempt for all other living things - plus he has scary mad eyes.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after

I'm curious, does the number of sixes count? Or does it have to be a zero six? I mean, for sheer numbers, I would have thought June 6th, 1666 would have been a really bad day all around. If it's only 06 that counts, then we're all living in the Matrix 'cause 06/06/1006 has already been and gone. Anybody know if anything strange happened on that date? Or for that matter, any time in the year 666?Inquiring minds want to know.Edited by Quetzal, : added date

And June 1, 666 would have been really bad, cover all the bases. 61666

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Aslan is not a Tame Lion

While the church on a whole is on the decline, and what appears to be the atheists, homosexuals, and "free thinkers", are the reason for the downfall, it continues it's decline until there is almost no churches left. All but a few.While the atheists, homosexuals, and free thinkers raise their hands in victory, they realize they have an empty feeling. This starts the biggest revival in the country, where the atheists, homosexuals, and free thinkers find out that God was using them to wipe out the BS that calls itself the church.All this happens at the peak of global warming. The oceans rise 15 feet, the polar caps are almost completely melted, the calm days are few and far between. The average wind speed is 35 mph as the heat rises from the oceans, and creates these massive spinning low pressure systems. Just as soon as one passes, another comes. Hurricanes are bigger than ever, new records for tornados happen daily. The storm seasons start to overlap.The "Day after Tomorrow" is becoming a reality, and no-one can deny that we screwed up the earth, and it has become one big sore and infected scrape.There are too many people, the abortionist’s were right. Suicide becomes legal.WWIII happens, and it’s over oil.The Sun "burps" and wipes out every electronic device on the planet, and society starts to crumble. People who wear suits, and live in the cities are the first to fall.Nothing can grow anymore from the harsh enviroment, and climate controlled greenhouses are needed to grow food.The change in climate puts forces of heat and high and low pressures that make the earths crust expand and contract, and tsunamis and earthquakes become almost normal. Long Island is almost gone, the Jersey shore is no more, and Florida is a sand bar.The constant winds dry out the forests rapidly, and fuel the fires with air, which make it near impossible to put out. It's like the whole earth is on fire.Global warming is like a domino effect where the increase of mother nature's destruction happens exponentially, and the earth seems to be rejecting us, and fighting us off like a virus.Ok, everybody sing now, it’s the end of the world as we know it, it’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine . ..

Coragyps and his wife celebrate 36 years (that's 6²) of wedded (mostly) bliss with some quiet sort of nice meal, though it won't be a Casa Olivarez 'cause they're closed on Tuesdays.Coragyps will continue, even on the day after 6/6/6, to scoff at silly-assed interpretations of word games from the Book of Revelations as having anything to do with numbers, since the word games were about someone's initials.

Dang, if "The Day after tomorrow" is going to happen, I'm glad I'm going to be in Tennessee. Canada was wiped out before they realized that anything was happening. I had better start my farwell's to my family now. On the other hand, this may help me become a citizen because I won't have a country to return to. Which will seriously cut down the paperwork when I get married. End of the world or not, this could work in my favour...