The Minnesota government will be shutting down.
Why?
The rich won't agree to pay their fair share.
What does this mean for the poor folk who are paying their fair share?
Government health care: suspended until shutdown is over.
Food Stamps: suspended until shutdown is over.
So, while the wealthy hold out on paying a cent more of their hard-stolen loot, the masses shall suffer disease and starvation.
Thanks congressmen. You've sure done us all a favor.
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Love your enemies!
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