ARCHITECT-426 writes:
Geology, in effect, is simply the forensic study of the mass destruction of the Earth by the Great Flood of Noah via volcanic processes.
Ah. Well, it's understandable, I guess, that scientists should be confused on this point, since
the Bible never mentions it. And I'm sure there's a good reason for that (like, maybe the Hebrew folks who set pen to
paper parchment for God had never actually seen a volcano, except maybe some of the more "fringe" prophet types, who only saw visions of them and didn't have words to describe them, exactly...) Whatever.
Anyway, it's clear that our own ARCHITECT-426 is divinely inspired where the original biblical scribes were deficient and/or deprived, so it seems like it must be time for a rewrite, and our own ARCHITECT-426 is well on the way down that path, Praise the Lord! Go for it, dude! The true believers will know that you're not just making it up as you go. (Really! They will know this, because they will know by your own words that you are pious and therefore cannot lie, let alone be wrong.)
Once you've fixed those gaps in the biblical text, you'll be set for eternity -- God always loved you, but with this feather in your halo, you'll be on track for the first-class ticket, surrounded by dozens of virgins and --
Oh wait, you need to be a muslim and kill innocent people to qualify for the virgins... Oh well. Still, there'll be something special for you, for sure. God has it all planned out. Really. We're posting on a science forum here, so there's evidence. Believe me.
Edited by Otto Tellick, : (fixed a grammar typo)
Edited by Otto Tellick, : Fixed terminology in first paragraph, as noted there, for the sake of historical accuracy.
autotelic adj. (of an entity or event) having within itself the purpose of its existence or happening.
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