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Topic: flying spaghetti monster flap in kansas
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arachnophilia
Member (Idle past 1362 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: 05-21-2004
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Message 1 of 148 (304139)
04-14-2006 3:33 AM
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http://www.kansascity.com/...sascity/news/local/14334458.htm the article's not the best written article i've ever read. but basically, one of the people that voted to allow creationism in classrooms is offended that someone has a flying speghetti monster picture on their door. ah, irony.
{Substituted "flying spaghetti monster" for "fsm" in topic title. - Adminnemooseus} This message has been edited by Adminnemooseus, 04-14-2006 02:55 PM
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ReverendDG
Member (Idle past 4129 days) Posts: 1119 From: Topeka,kansas Joined: 06-06-2005
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It makes me want to find this person and slap them for making kansas look even more moronic than it already does
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EZscience
Member (Idle past 5173 days) Posts: 961 From: A wheatfield in Kansas Joined: 04-14-2005
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Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster
Check out Bobby Henderson's website. Hilarious. I just ordered a T-shirt.
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pesto
Member (Idle past 5606 days) Posts: 63 From: Chicago, IL Joined: 04-05-2006
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You're right about the writing. It read like 13 year old girl gossip. Also, Corvallis is my home town. Go, Beavs!
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Quetzal
Member (Idle past 5891 days) Posts: 3228 Joined: 01-09-2002
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Heretics! Everyone knows that the True Creator of the Universe was the Invisible Pink Unicorn! All grovel or be pierced! Repent!
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EZscience
Member (Idle past 5173 days) Posts: 961 From: A wheatfield in Kansas Joined: 04-14-2005
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Message 6 of 148 (304254)
04-14-2006 3:05 PM
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spiderlover writes: one of the people that voted to allow creationism in classrooms... That Connie Morris. She's not just an embarassment to Kansas, she's an embarassment to herself. 
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arachnophilia
Member (Idle past 1362 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: 05-21-2004
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Message 7 of 148 (304330)
04-14-2006 10:11 PM
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Reply to: Message 4 by pesto
04-14-2006 2:26 PM
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You're right about the writing. It read like 13 year old girl gossip. not so much that. they just repeated the same thing over and over to point where i no longer got what they were trying to say.
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anglagard
Member (Idle past 855 days) Posts: 2339 From: Socorro, New Mexico USA Joined: 03-18-2006
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Message 8 of 148 (304457)
04-15-2006 3:01 PM
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Reply to: Message 2 by ReverendDG
04-14-2006 4:02 AM
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It makes me want to find this person and slap them for making kansas look even more moronic than it already does My MLS is from Emporia State, where does the line start? Also ordered a T-shirt. Long live Pastafarianism! This message has been edited by anglagard, 04-15-2006 03:03 PM
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LudoRephaim
Member (Idle past 5102 days) Posts: 651 From: Jareth's labyrinth Joined: 03-12-2006
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Message 9 of 148 (308494)
05-02-2006 12:24 PM
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Reply to: Message 5 by Quetzal
04-14-2006 2:49 PM
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Quetzal writes: Heretics!Everyone knows that the true creator of the universe was the invisible pink unicorn! All grovel or be pierced! Repent! My Pekingese dog can swallow your god whole LOL. This message has been edited by LudoRephaim, 05-02-2006 12:24 PM
"The Nephilim where in the Earth in those days..." Genesis 6:4
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Quetzal
Member (Idle past 5891 days) Posts: 3228 Joined: 01-09-2002
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Message 10 of 148 (308505)
05-02-2006 12:58 PM
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Reply to: Message 9 by LudoRephaim
05-02-2006 12:24 PM
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Yes, but does your yappy little rat-dog have an entire (semi-) organized pseudo-religion related to it? Hmm? Read the Gospels of the IPU and be saved before it's too late!
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BMG
Member (Idle past 228 days) Posts: 357 From: Southwestern U.S. Joined: 03-16-2006
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Message 11 of 148 (308508)
05-02-2006 1:02 PM
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Reply to: Message 10 by Quetzal
05-02-2006 12:58 PM
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Guilty as charged
Hello Quetzal.
Quetzal writes: Yes, but does your yappy little rat-dog... Too funny. I must admit, I am guilty of the same thought when I read the post.  abe: forgot "yappy" This message has been edited by Infixion, 05-02-2006 10:03 AM
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LudoRephaim
Member (Idle past 5102 days) Posts: 651 From: Jareth's labyrinth Joined: 03-12-2006
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Message 12 of 148 (308511)
05-02-2006 1:18 PM
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Reply to: Message 10 by Quetzal
05-02-2006 12:58 PM
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Quetzal writes: Yes, but does your yappy little rat dog have an entire (semi)-organized pseudo religion related to him? Pekingese have a legend as to their origin in Buddist lore ("Pekingese" by D. Caroline Coile, Ph.D, page 5.) My Dog may not be worshipped, but he can mop the floor with your so-called god in a heartbeat! He's afraid of nothing! And dont bring up the flying spaghetti monster! He loves italian food (hehehe) And I can also call upon St Pablo: Patron saint of crossing the Border and immigrantion reform LOL LOL. This message has been edited by LudoRephaim, 05-02-2006 01:21 PM
"The Nephilim where in the Earth in those days..." Genesis 6:4
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Quetzal
Member (Idle past 5891 days) Posts: 3228 Joined: 01-09-2002
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My Dog may not be worshipped, but he can mop the floor with your so-called god in a heartbeat! Hah! Her Ineffable Pink Horniness would stomp the little furball into a fuzzy (pink) smear if She so chose. Does it not say in the Gospel of Littledickicuss Chapter IX as revealed by our very own Saint Coragyps the Terminally Befuddled, verse 10 that: quote:
10. Barbacoa burritos thou mayest eat like a sharp-nosed poodle*...
Thus showing beyond question Her Holy Horniness's complete and utter disregard for small dogs? *Note that this verse has since been reinterpreted to include all useless little dogs, not just poodles.
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Coragyps
Member (Idle past 753 days) Posts: 5553 From: Snyder, Texas, USA Joined: 11-12-2002
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Message 14 of 148 (308521)
05-02-2006 1:56 PM
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Reply to: Message 13 by Quetzal
05-02-2006 1:46 PM
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Quoted! I'm overwhelmed! In addition to terminally befuddled, of course.
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LudoRephaim
Member (Idle past 5102 days) Posts: 651 From: Jareth's labyrinth Joined: 03-12-2006
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Message 15 of 148 (308530)
05-02-2006 2:16 PM
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Reply to: Message 13 by Quetzal
05-02-2006 1:46 PM
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Nah, my Little peke will chew your "god" into red chunks and poop 'em out. He did the same with Allah a few days ago (Man, when he went to the bathroom the next day! WHOA!!!!) And St Pablo would do worse: He would get illegal immigrants to flood your god's abode and then demand that she give them equal eternal life rights (ROFLMAO)
"The Nephilim where in the Earth in those days..." Genesis 6:4
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