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My great-grandfather in Puerto Rico was of a similar bent. We know of about 22 children he had, by at least 6 women.When I was 14 we went to visit my grandparents in Puerto Rico. We went to visit my grandmother's (spanish is much easier to type that word) cousin in the country, where she had grown up. Her cousin wanted to introduce my abuela to a woman that was also a daughter of my abuelas father. My abuela went nuts saying that her father would have never have had sex with that woman's mother. I guess she even called the womans mother a slut and everyone in town knew she was a slut. The translation came from my PR cousins, none of the adults would tell us what was going on. Later on my father confirmed that was what was said.

I am married to a beautiful, younger, professional woman who allows me to be retired at 48. I am not going to screw that up for a piece of ass. I can fight the genes.

Not all the beautiful women are in the warmer climes. Some of them actually stay in the frozen north. Besides when spring comes and they show more skin than their faces it is really hot.Why do you think I take a trip to Vegas and a trip to the Caribbean every winter?

This story exists in many forms on the internet. I found 3 different versions in about 5 mins of googling. They claim it was "their neighbor", "cousins neighbor" or a "friends cousin".Funny but I do not think it is true.

Is it a reference to him snorting his fathers ashes?

just watched it on youtube. Funny bit

You do realize that evolution does not claim such a thing don't you?The funny part of the post is that a Preacher would say such a thing and show such utter ignorance. But that is typical for fundies.

We always said "looked like death warmed over". Guess I am not sure what "warmed over" meant.

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Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts

rutabagaWe have the rutabaga festival every summer here.

Do you remember the 8 inch floppy?

So who invented dirt? It seems you must have been there.

Well to give away my age. The number of my last post was the year I was born. Just noticed that and thought it was a fun coincidence.Edited by Theodoric, : No reason given.

Well if it was 100.9/gal, then they over charged you at 50.9/half.

LOL. I meant the number of posts I had made. At the time it was 1962. Seems I am almost up to the current year. This will be 2007 for me.ABETheodoric the Great was close to that though. He was born in 454 C.E.Edited by Theodoric, : No reason given.