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Blue Jay

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Message 233 of 647 (579925)
09-06-2010 4:19 PM

Reply to: Message 220 by AZPaul3
09-05-2010 11:02 AM

Re: God gave us two ends for singing

Hi, AZPaul3.

AZPaul3 writes:

Imagine what the Mormon Tabernacle Choir would sound like if it wasn't for that damn talking snake.

I bet it wouldn't change the sound of Axl Rose or that guy from Nickelback.

-Bluejay (a.k.a. Mantis, Thylacosmilus)

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Message 240 of 647 (580353)
09-08-2010 7:55 PM

Reply to: Message 234 by AZPaul3
09-07-2010 12:37 AM

Re: God gave us two ends for singing

Here.

And here.

Tell me these guys don't sound like they're holding in a fart.

Edited by Bluejay, : No reason given.

-Bluejay (a.k.a. Mantis, Thylacosmilus)

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Message 418 of 647 (591193)
11-12-2010 11:58 AM

Reply to: Message 415 by Dr Adequate
11-11-2010 8:26 PM

Hi, Dr A.

Dr Adeqaute writes:

The American Family Association says...

You apparently forgot to read the disclaimer:

quote:
(Unless otherwise noted, the opinions expressed are the author’s and do not necessarily reflect the views of the American Family Association or American Family Radio.)

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Message 499 of 647 (594417)
12-03-2010 11:57 AM

Reply to: Message 487 by Theodoric
11-26-2010 9:19 PM

Re: Ageist hat on

Hi, Theodoric.

Theodoric writes:

Well to give away my age. The number of my last post was the year I was born.

That was Message 485, so you were born in 485? Was that AD or BC?

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Message 518 of 647 (595378)
12-08-2010 10:04 AM

Reply to: Message 517 by Panda
12-08-2010 5:29 AM

Re: Lucky?

Hi, Panda.

Did you actually memorize that number? Or did you just make up a long one to represent the number that the woman actually said?

-Bluejay (a.k.a. Mantis, Thylacosmilus)

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Message 520 of 647 (595387)
12-08-2010 10:21 AM

Reply to: Message 519 by Panda
12-08-2010 10:15 AM

Re: Lucky?

Hi, Panda.

Panda writes:

There was no way I could remember the number...

I commonly make it a practice to assume new people on the forum have superpowers until I can be comfortable concluding otherwise.

It derives from basic nerd survival tactics, I think.

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Panda writes:

I thought that putting "[insert date and phone number here]" would have been less humourous.
(Hopefully I was correct.)

Oh yeah. Definitely.

-Bluejay (a.k.a. Mantis, Thylacosmilus)

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