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Phat Member Posts: 6585 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 4.1
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Bill Hicks is hilarious! Edited by Adminnemooseus, : Add "(NOT AN EVOLUTION/CREATIONISM DEBATE TOPIC!) to the topic title. It was turning into such at about message 260. Edited by Admin, : Restore original title.
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bluegenes Member Posts: 2699 From: U.K. Joined: Member Rating: 9.9 |
Lunch! From: This blog - Blag Hag
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 1751 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 9.5 |
Doctor took me off all those delicious fatty things. I haven't had me a good tasty 4-month old christian in more than 2 years. Good god the things you miss on a strict diet.
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subbie Member Posts: 3242 Joined: Member Rating: 9.6 |
You sure she's not a televangelist? Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
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Dr Adequate Member Posts: 11074 Joined: Member Rating: 9.1 |
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hooah212002 Member Posts: 2927 Joined: Member Rating: 9.7 |
"Some people think God is an outsized, light-skinned male with a long white beard, sitting on a throne somewhere up there in the sky, busily tallying the fall of every sparrow. Othersfor example Baruch Spinoza and Albert Einsteinconsidered God to be essentially the sum total of the physical laws which describe the universe. I do not know of any compelling evidence for anthropomorphic patriarchs controlling human destiny from some hidden celestial vantage point, but it would be madness to deny the existence of physical laws."-Carl Sagan "Show me where Christ said "Love thy fellow man, except for the gay ones." Gay people, too, are made in my God's image. I would never worship a homophobic God." -Desmond Tutu
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Granny Magda Member Posts: 2204 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 9.8 |
Mutate and Survive
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hooah212002 Member Posts: 2927 Joined: Member Rating: 9.7 |
"Some people think God is an outsized, light-skinned male with a long white beard, sitting on a throne somewhere up there in the sky, busily tallying the fall of every sparrow. Othersfor example Baruch Spinoza and Albert Einsteinconsidered God to be essentially the sum total of the physical laws which describe the universe. I do not know of any compelling evidence for anthropomorphic patriarchs controlling human destiny from some hidden celestial vantage point, but it would be madness to deny the existence of physical laws."-Carl Sagan "Show me where Christ said "Love thy fellow man, except for the gay ones." Gay people, too, are made in my God's image. I would never worship a homophobic God." -Desmond Tutu
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Catholic Scientist Member Posts: 7899 From: near St. Louis Joined: Member Rating: 9.6 |
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subbie Member Posts: 3242 Joined: Member Rating: 9.6 |
You haven't seen Pulp Fiction til you've seen bunnies do it. Edited by subbie, : Subtitle Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
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onifre Member Posts: 4488 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: Member Rating: 9.7 |
These are the best! - Oni
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Taz Member Posts: 5017 From: Zerus Joined: |
So, I received this email from a stranger, probably a nigerian princess or something. quote:
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nwr Member Posts: 4983 From: Geneva, Illinois Joined: Member Rating: 9.6 |
Fixed it for you.
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onifre Member Posts: 4488 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: Member Rating: 9.7 |
- Oni
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