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bluegenes
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Message 436 of 647 (592927)
11-22-2010 7:53 PM
Reply to: Message 435 by Straggler
11-22-2010 7:28 PM


Straggler writes:
Your being too fussy in in you're pet peeves.
Surely you mean't "to fussy", young Strangler?
(And does two "ins" make an "out", or are you on the second stage of a pub crawl)?

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Message 437 of 647 (592951)
11-23-2010 1:09 AM
Reply to: Message 433 by Panda
11-22-2010 6:49 PM


I never think of Duane Gish for anything. He reminds me of a virus, as does Kent Hovind & Ken Hamm. I avoid them like the plague. What they say makes my blood pressure rise. I don't need any more reasons to take Hydrochlorothiazide (Blood pressure medicine)

There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002
Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969
Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008

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Straggler
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Message 438 of 647 (592955)
11-23-2010 6:44 AM
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11-22-2010 7:53 PM


bluegenes writes:
..or are you on the second stage of a pub crawl?
If you know what stage of a pub crawl you are on it isn't yet worthy of the term "pub crawl"

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bluegenes
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Message 439 of 647 (592959)
11-23-2010 7:42 AM
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11-23-2010 6:44 AM


Straggler writes:
If you know what stage of a pub crawl you are on it isn't yet worthy of the term "pub crawl"
It was just an inn joke.
Its another of my pet peeves when people can't distinguish "it's" from it's sound-alike "its".
Yet another annoying phenomena is when people mix up "phenomenon" with "phenomena".**
There are many such phenomenon amongst my pet peeves.
**Inductive reasoning leads Straggler to check hurriedly on a recent post for possible editing requirements.

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Message 440 of 647 (592960)
11-23-2010 7:47 AM
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11-23-2010 7:42 AM


bluegenes writes:
It was just an inn joke.
I know.
bluegenes writes:
Yet another annoying phenomena is when people mix up "phenomenon" with "phenomena".**
Eek. I am onto it.

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Message 441 of 647 (592966)
11-23-2010 9:43 AM
Reply to: Message 427 by Percy
11-22-2010 5:31 PM


Cucumber.
Despite Larry and Bob heading up a television show about vegetables, neither cucumbers nor tomatoes are vegetables
quote:
Mike: Finally, what's something everyone should know about Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber?
BOB: Well, its really more of a confession.
LARRY: Be brave, Bob.
Amy: What is it?
BOB: Well, we're fruits.
Mike: What?
BOB: Seeds. We've got seeds on the inside. Botanically speaking, that makes Larry and I...um...fruits.
Mike: But the name...Veggie Tales!
LARRY: A sham. Completely false!
BOB: "Fruit Tales" didn't have much of a ring to it. We never meant for anyone to get hurt...

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Message 442 of 647 (592977)
11-23-2010 10:48 AM
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11-23-2010 9:43 AM


Modulous writes:
... neither cucumbers nor tomatoes are vegetables
I was aware of that but "tomato" was what I thought. I suppose if I had thought "volkswagen", I might have thought twice but thinking twice is beside the point of the exercise, isn't it?
I'm still not sure why I was expected to think "carrot". Does it have something to do with the number "1" resembling a carrot?

"It appears that many of you turn to Hebrew to escape the English...." -- Joseppi

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Panda
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Message 443 of 647 (592979)
11-23-2010 11:33 AM
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11-23-2010 10:48 AM


Ringo writes:
I'm still not sure why I was expected to think "carrot". Does it have something to do with the number "1" resembling a carrot?
And if asked "Name an animal that lives in the jungle.", the majority of people will say 'lion' - and lions don't even live in jungles.

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Dr Adequate
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Message 444 of 647 (593002)
11-23-2010 1:38 PM
Reply to: Message 442 by ringo
11-23-2010 10:48 AM


I'm still not sure why I was expected to think "carrot". Does it have something to do with the number "1" resembling a carrot?
No, most people will say "carrot" if you just ask them cold. It is possible that distracting them with arithmetic first makes them more likely to do so; or it is possible that the makers of the video just did that to make it more impressive. If they just said: "Name a vegetable", and then said: "We bet you said "carrot" because 80%* of people do so when asked to name a vegetable", that would leave you relatively unimpressed.
* I can't be bothered to look up the exact percentage, but it is large.

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Message 445 of 647 (593003)
11-23-2010 1:52 PM
Reply to: Message 444 by Dr Adequate
11-23-2010 1:38 PM


hmm good hypothesis i know a noter one with the numbers and i know what answer is given by the majority.
so lets try it whitout the numbers
Name a tool.

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Dr Adequate
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Message 446 of 647 (593004)
11-23-2010 1:58 PM
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11-23-2010 1:52 PM


Name a tool.
The first thing that came to mind was one of these:
I'm going to guess that most people say "hammer".

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Percy
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Message 447 of 647 (593005)
11-23-2010 1:58 PM
Reply to: Message 441 by Modulous
11-23-2010 9:43 AM


Modulous writes:
Cucumber.
Despite Larry and Bob heading up a television show about vegetables, neither cucumbers nor tomatoes are vegetables
Actually, now that I think about it, maybe I didn't give an accurate answer. When it said "Think of a vegetable" it brought to mind an image of a large shallow glass bowl full of salad with cucumbers on top of lettuce at the top. Since cucumbers were the top most vegetable I said my answer was cucumbers, but maybe I should have answered salad.
Anyway, there were no carrots in the salad that I could see. I could see some bean sprouts, though.
--Percy

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Percy
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Message 448 of 647 (593006)
11-23-2010 1:59 PM
Reply to: Message 445 by frako
11-23-2010 1:52 PM


Pliers.

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bluegenes
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Message 449 of 647 (593007)
11-23-2010 2:06 PM
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11-23-2010 1:52 PM


frako writes:
Name a tool.
Duane Gish (again).
ABE} Second definition.
Edited by bluegenes, : No reason given.

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Message 450 of 647 (593008)
11-23-2010 2:07 PM
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11-23-2010 1:59 PM


Tools
When I think of a tool this is what I think of first:
This is because archaeologists work by trowel and error...

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