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This is a comparison of news headlines with Fox at the bottom.
^click to enlarge Well, maybe its not really "funny"... Edited by Catholic Scientist, : No reason given.
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frako Member (Idle past 331 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
From Sister(Mrs).Felicia Koroma, Abidjan Cote d Ivoire West Africa Dearest in the lord, I am Mrs Felicia.H.Koroma ,from Sierra Leone.I am married to late Mr. Joseph Koroma, who worked with Sierra Leone Embassy in Ivory Coast for Twenty-Six years before he died in the year 2003,after a brief illness that lasted for only five days. We were married for Eighteen years with a duaghter (Edvige) who later died in a motor accident. Before the untimely death of my husband,we were both born again Christians(from Muslim to Christianity). And since after his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of (US$2.5M )Two Million,Five hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in a General Trust Account with a prime bank in Abidjan Cote d Ivoire.Presently,this money is still with the bank. Following my ill health, being a victim to cancer , I have decided to donate this fund to a Christain organizations (Church or person) that will utilize this fund the way I am going to instruct herein,according to the desire of my late husband. I want this fund to be used in Christain Activities like,Orphanages,Christain schools, and Churches for propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.The Bible made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that giveth". I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers.I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health as well the presence of my husband's relatives around me .I don't want them to know about this development. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life as well commit me into your daily prayers. Contact me on this e-mail addressfeliciakoroma@datafull.com), any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another Church for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply immediately . Remain blessed in the Lord.Sister Felicia Koroma, Avenue 4 Marcory residential 14 bp 211 Abidjan 14 Why do all scammers try to scam me ???And the irony im an atheist lol I got this pm on this forum from Ayresy
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 310 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
I think this is funny. Try to imagine it being spoken with genuine and evident pride.
Way back in geologic timeso scientists will all agree my ancestors were blobs of slime and simple as can be, but I'm descended from the blobs that best performed their blobby jobs the blob aristocrats, the nobs --- a noble pedigree! So I'm descended from the best, the creatures that surpassed the rest, excelled them all at Darwin's test and so gave rise to me. Invertebrates were next to dareto wriggle in the seas and squirm and those that passed their genes on were the finest sort of worm. I'm sprung from those invertebrates who had the most inverte-mates and lots of hot inverte-dates --- a noble pedigree! Oh, what an heritage is mine: one splendid and unbroken line of creatures that made out just fine and so gave rise to me. When first the vertebrates were grownto swim in oceans far and free and flexed their novel spines of bone in some Devonian sea then all the fish from which I am descended were the best that swam, their schools passed nature's strict exam --- a noble pedigree! and so with pride I must confess my lineage, as you may guess is one long story of success and so gave rise to me. When tetrapods began to standand crawl about upon their legs then from the best in all the land who laid the nicest eggs my line descends: from ranks and squads of well-adapted tetrapods whose strength and cunning beat the odds --- a noble pedigree! So I'm descended from the best, the creatures that surpassed the rest, excelled them all at Darwin's test and so gave rise to me. And in the Cenozoic worldwhen monkeys leapt from tree to tree they munched on fruit and nuts, and hurled their dung with zest and glee: and from the simians that flung with greatest force and aim their dung, this is the line from which I'm sprung --- a noble pedigree! Oh, what an heritage is mine: one splendid and unbroken line of creatures that made out just fine and so gave rise to me. And every single hominidthat passed on their genetic strains did best the things that ape-men did and had the largest brains; and so in each and every case my forbears in the human race competed well and took first place --- a noble pedigree! and so with pride I must confess my lineage, as you may guess is one long story of success and so gave rise to me. Oh, what an heritage is mine: one splendid and unbroken line of creatures that made out just fine and so gave rise to me. So I'm descended from the best, the creatures that surpassed the rest, excelled them all at Darwin's test and so gave rise to me. |
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Blue Jay Member (Idle past 2723 days) Posts: 2843 From: You couldn't pronounce it with your mouthparts Joined: |
Hi, Theodoric.
Theodoric writes: Well to give away my age. The number of my last post was the year I was born. That was Message 485, so you were born in 485? Was that AD or BC? -Bluejay (a.k.a. Mantis, Thylacosmilus) Darwin loves you.
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9197 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.2 |
LOL. I meant the number of posts I had made. At the time it was 1962. Seems I am almost up to the current year. This will be 2007 for me.
ABE Theodoric the Great was close to that though. He was born in 454 C.E. Edited by Theodoric, : No reason given.
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frako Member (Idle past 331 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
And i thought i found myself a real life immortal
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Shield Member (Idle past 2888 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
I guess its not THAT funny but it still made me laugh. From a thread on abovetopsecret.com:
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9197 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.2 |
So using this argument heterosexuals cannot enter the "Kingdom of Heaven" either.
Classic fundie inability to reason.
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I lol'd
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bluescat48 Member (Idle past 4215 days) Posts: 2347 From: United States Joined: |
LOLOLOLOLOL Keyewt
There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002 Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969 Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
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arachnophilia Member (Idle past 1369 days) Posts: 9069 From: god's waiting room Joined: |
whoah, someone needs to introduce you to smbc.
and the secret panel:
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Eat
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Huntard Member (Idle past 2321 days) Posts: 2870 From: Limburg, The Netherlands Joined: |
Yes, I'm still here too
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3986 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.1 |
There are lots of funny parodies of creationist interpretations of the discovery that some skinks have begun to bear live young in the "Evolution has been caught in the act: lizard moving from egg to live birth" thread. You'll have to peek through to see them, because evolutionists wittily commenting on what creationists might make of these skinks is off-topic.
I'm surprised that no one grasped the simplest creationist explanation: those skinks ate from the wrong tree, offended God, and now must bear their young in pain and sorrow. They should watch the males to see if they sweat at their labor or plant corn. And if you see a skink in the pet shop with a peculiar mark that makes you extraordinarily reluctant to kill it, buy it. You'll be raising Cain. Dost thou prate, rogue? -Cassio Real things always push back.-William James
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Panda Member (Idle past 3738 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
This might be a UK only joke :S
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ringo Member (Idle past 437 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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Children in a Sunday School class were asked to draw a picture of their favourite Bible story. One young fellow drew a car with a man and woman in the back seat. The teacher was a little puzzled and asked, "What Bible story is this?"
The boy replied, "That's Adam and Eve being driven from the Garden of Eden." "I see," the teacher said, "And who's this in the front seat?" "That's Pontius, the pilot." "I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you! And I got a lot of corroborating evidence... over here... by the throttle!"
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