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No not really. Actually that's not true. I sent a headshot & bio to a booker who ended up never booking me. I found out later the reason why he didn't book me was that he felt I didn't "look" funny.- Oni

So, probably just funny to me and xong.- Oni

Religion is like a Penis"It can be very nice to have one.
You can even be proud of it and stand in awe of it's size and power.
Just don't whip it out in public or try to shove it down anyone else's throat."-unknown (or, at least, I'm too lazy for any attempt to look it up)

I have dial-up and yesterday a 2:44 minute video took over 4 hours to load & play.4:35 will still be chugging away when I get back from my promotion of my folk career at the open mike in Gardner, MA - if i start it now. Maybe kick it in for an overnight run. Hope I dont forget a comma in the JCL deck (old code warrior joke).

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- xongsmith, 5.7d

Love it I'll see if I can dig out my favourite voice-overs for you.... watch this space

From PZ.

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Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson

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We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate

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...creationists have a great way to detect fraud and it doesn't take 8 or 40 years or even a scientific degree to spot the fraud--'if it disagrees with the bible then it is wrong'.... -- archaeologist

Well, hell, maybe we can help you out with a forum poll. I'm sure you'd get some funny-looking votes. ;-)Last night I was watching a few x comedian vs random heckler videos on youtube. Do you have any favorite responses?

Yet another good one I won't ever be able to use. Like my favorite Redd Foxx line from an old "blue" party record he had made in the 50's or early 60's:

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I swear to God and three other white men, ...

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Only other routine I remember from hearing that album back in 1970 (paraphrased from memory, of course):

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An old couple was sitting listening to the radio and a preacher came on announcing, "I can heal tonight! If you have some part that ails you, put one hand on the radio, your other hand on the part that ails you, and join us in singing 'Wade in the Water'!"

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The old woman placed one hand on the radio, the other on her tired heart, and starting singing. The old man figured, "What the hell. I got nothing to lose.", placed one hand on the radio and slipped the other hand down to his lap and started singing along. The old woman saw this and said, "Abner! He said he could heal, not raise the dead!"

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that was good though ironic he bitches about prescription meds and then ODs himself on them.------"Here lays an athiest all dressed up and noplace to go."

See this brief article from The Telegraph - it was the 8th article down at Google News: 'Second sun' on its wayThe humor is in the comments.--Percy

The Telegraph should know better than to repeat anything that the Daily Mail reports.
The only thing that out-weighs the Daily Mail's ignorance is their racism.
(They once claimed that black holes should 'go home'.)

It just goes to show that a "little knowledge" can be dangerous.

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There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002

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Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969

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Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008

hilarious to me, but probably not alot of others here.Edited by Admin, : Fix embedded video.

Yes, it's hilarious to me. I'm laughing at the fact that you borked the embed and showed a blank screen.

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Jesus was a liberal hippie

Which actually had more content then the video.

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Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!