Nope. Present and accounted-for. Counted off in formation. No need to send Detective Brown out looking for them (Robot Chicken reference).
And there is no one looking over my shoulder. Divorced after 30 years. Most of my friends have always been women. Best friend is now a TTB (tech-talking babe).
You be a man and stop dancing, that's what you do.
FTS! It's the only thing that helped me survive this past decade -- seriously. Besides, I get to enjoy the company of so many women -- and they're all glad to see me! What could be less gay?
One of the best recent movie lines, from the American remake of
Shall We dansu?:
quote:
Football sucks!
Yeah... there's also women, and ahh... cars... music... tits... ahh... oh yeah, books... movies... fishing... golf... all of which are things that are a lot more fun without chicks.
Illustrative incident back in college (early 70's): While I was sitting studying in the student union, two guys sat down nearby and for 10 or 15 minutes all they could talk about was cars with bras and girls without. I just let them carry on; certainly nothing of any interest to tear me away from my Russian. Then one got up and, apparently disappointed that I hadn't joined in, remarked that they should go elsewhere to find someone to talk with. All I could think was, great!, now maybe somebody with something to actually talk about will sit down here.
OK, not all guys are so devoid of mental activity, but female company is still so much more enjoyable. Not chicks, but rather real women.
Edited by dwise1, : No reason given.