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Author Topic:   10 Books To Save Humanity!!
Buzsaw
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Message 53 of 100 (562687)
05-31-2010 9:28 PM


The Perfect Space Trip!
Forget the space ship and just one book will do just fine
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The Bible, 66 books in one has the whole trip planned and set up for us all. The designer of the entire Universe has the perfect place out there in (abe: the cosmos) . The streets are of transparent gold, the gates of the city are made of pearl. There's even a tree of life to eat of to keep the new arrivals alive for eternity. There's no evil or hostile aliens whatsoever. The weather's absolutely perfecto. There's day all the time and the (abe: fruit on the trees) so nutritious that you never need rest.
There's much more but think of it. You don't even need to worry about a spaceship to get you there. The son of the designer and owner of the place comes with a batch of alien supermen called angels who know space better than any GPS and carrys you safely through all of the stuff we're not designed to endure. You get a built-in-body space outfit that equips you perfectly for space travel and residency.
Now here's the deal, best of all! All you need is to know the son of the owner/designer and he's already paid the price so that as many as want to get their passes can take the Manual which the designer has distributed to all the nations, just as the son said would happen when just a few knew about it. It gives the instructions as to how to get your free passes.
ABE: I forgot to mention that it's not known when the aliens come to pick up the travelers for this space trip, but according to the manual you look for certain things signifying when the time is getting close, so if you wnat to go, don't dilly dally.
Another thing: What place you get out there in this utopia is determined by something like a point system. Once you secure your pass, the more points you get racked up with the son before departure, the better deal you get upon arrival in this limited free offer. Check out the manual for how to rack up points.
Edited by Buzsaw, : As noted.

BUZSAW B 4 U 2 C Y BUZ SAW.
The immeasurable present eternally extends the infinite past and infinitely consumes the eternal future.

  
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