"God is the immaterial, infinite, eternal, holy, just, merciful, loving being who is the focal point of this universe, and who will fry your sorry ass forever in a place of unbelievable torment if you don't suck up to him NOW!"
Fixed it for you, 51495.
Christianity
is one of "the ancient, mythological religions." Find me anything that sets it apart from them, other that that the three you mention are now extinct.
"The wretched world lies now under the tyranny of foolishness; things are believed by Christians of such absurdity as no one ever could aforetime induce the heathen to believe." - Agobard of Lyons,
ca. 830 AD