I don't want to seem like I'm bragging or anything, but since it is the subject of the thread I can say that by most standards I am an intelligent person. I have no doubt I could be part of groups such as Mensa, since I did the preliminary tests and was well within the range of requirements. And I'm also religious, and in fact would probably qualify in the most religious groupings in most studies.
You're a statistical outlier. We'll just average you with Dennis Markuze ... don't worry, this will be quite painless. In fact, I'll hardly feel a thing.