My favourite.
You left out the part about how a random woman from Kenya that he met at an airport told him that there are still something like pterodactyls roaming around there. That settles it, dinosaurs aren't extinct.
As an aside, have you every seen (in your tenure as Fearless Leader, here) evidence to support Creation? It seems as if (in the light of recent threads about creo inability to state their points intelligibly) an end to intelligent debate on this issue could be on the horizon.
The above ontological example models the zero premise to BB theory. It does so by applying the relative uniformity assumption that the alleged zero event eventually ontologically progressed from the compressed alleged sub-microscopic chaos to bloom/expand into all of the present observable order, more than it models the Biblical record evidence for the existence of Jehovah, the maximal Biblical god designer.
-Attributed to Buzsaw Message 53
Moreover that view is a blatantly anti-relativistic one. I'm rather inclined to think that space being relative to time and time relative to location should make such a naive hankering to pin-point an ultimate origin of anything, an aspiration that is not even wrong.
Well, Larni, let's say I much better know what I don't want to say than how exactly say what I do.