Humour VI

The words I would use to describe them would probably get me perma-banned from this forum.

Noah: "What's for tea, good wife of mine?"
Emzara: "Lamb stew."
Noah: ".....??"

I think it lost something in the translation... :S

I agree that it helps counter any claims of lies/smears/etc. if web-sites link their sources.
And I am having trouble finding sources.I picked the 2nd 'quote':
Michele Bachmann on Melissa Etheridge:
"Unfortunately she is now suffering from breast cancer, so keep her in your prayers... This may be an opportunity for her now to be open to some spiritual things, now that she is suffering with that physical disease. She is a lesbian."
I can find that sentence all over the web.
But very few links, and none to a source.One link took me to http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/...-day-headache-for-bachmann which is a blog about Michele Bachmann but doesn't have that quote.I even forced myself to listen to one of her speeches:
http://www.evcforum.net/Messages.php?control=replynew&m=6...
which was supposed to contain that sentence.*shrug*

Wow.
Genius.

Seriously: all I got from the speech was hate and ignorance.
She starts off complaining about gays being rich and powerful (because gays are an international organisation, right?) and need to be defeated before they take over control of all schools.
She then says that they can be defeated because are only pretending to be rich and powerful.Searching her speech for the least offensive claim felt like fishing around in a music festival toilet looking for the least offensive turd.

It is not 'Dr.' - it is 'DR'.
They are the first two digits of his inmate number.

Being completely bat-shit crazy doesn't necessarily mean he is violent.

I once saw this on a forum: [Pest] run me through dungeon, plz?
[Pest] plz?
[Pest] PLZ?
[Guy] You said 'plz' as it was shorter and and therefore quicker to type. So I will say 'No' for the same reason.Edited by Panda, : No reason given.

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Paul Taylor: Yes. Cause we’re strangers in a

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Eric Hovind: In a land, yep.

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Paul Taylor: In a strange land..

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There's a reason that the tabloid newspaper are often referred to as 'shit-sheets'...
(And isn't the press the Fourth Estate?)The best response I saw was "I'm sure Diana's ghost will save us!"
(which requires you to be familiar with the UK tabloid's continuing obsession with Princess Diana.)Edited by Panda, : No reason given.

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In other news, scientific studies have proved that there is a direct link between SERIAL KILLING and use of the teenagers' drug skunk-cannabis, video games, cheese and reading the Daily Mail.
Think of the house prices! OH GOD, WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE HOUSE PRICES?!!

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Further descriptions of The Daily Mail HERE.A typical Daily Mail reader, incensed at the flood of immigrants swamping his sceptred isle.

Link plx!

It surely can't be any worse than IamJ or Dawn...{abe}

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"Vlade po celem svetu ne elijo, da bi se novica razirila med prebivalci, saj bi na ta način sproila le paniko in histerijo. Obenem pa se velike svetovne sile e pripravljajo na to srečanje," je povedal Banesh Bannerjee

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"Governments around the world do not want to spread the news among the people, because in this way would only trigger panic and hysteria. At the same time, however, large global forces are already preparing for this meeting," said Banesh Bannerjee

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I stand corrected.
It is better than IamJ or Dawn. Edited by Panda, : No reason given.

That is conclusive evidence!
What else do people need!?