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ringo
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Message 46 of 58 (843555)
11-19-2018 10:59 AM
Reply to: Message 42 by Arkangel Daniel
11-19-2018 3:43 AM


Arkangel Daniel writes:

Originally God and the Angels all ate just one food type....


Why does God need to eat?

And our geese will blot out the sun.

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Message 47 of 58 (843562)
11-19-2018 12:31 PM
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11-19-2018 10:59 AM


Why does God need to eat?

He doesn't need to, He just enjoys the flavour.

Edited by caffeine, : No reason given.


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Message 48 of 58 (843563)
11-19-2018 12:37 PM
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11-19-2018 12:31 PM


He knows how to handle a rib.

Could there be any greater conceit, than for someone to believe that the universe has to be simple enough for them to be able to understand it ?

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Message 49 of 58 (843565)
11-19-2018 12:44 PM
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11-19-2018 12:37 PM


He likes his fruit too; probably explains his dislike of scrumpers.

Language note for Americans

scrump

verb INFORMALBRITISH

gerund or present participle: scrumping
steal (fruit) from an orchard or garden.


Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona

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Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
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Message 50 of 58 (843566)
11-19-2018 1:08 PM
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11-19-2018 10:59 AM


What does God need with a starship?
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Message 51 of 58 (843604)
11-19-2018 3:20 PM
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11-19-2018 5:39 AM


Ok, is this is proper insanity or a poe?

At least it's funny.


What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python

One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie

If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy

The reason that we have the scientific method is because common sense isn't reliable. -- Taq


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Arkangel Daniel
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Message 52 of 58 (843673)
11-20-2018 3:51 AM
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11-19-2018 10:59 AM


God's species is exactly like Angel's and Humankind and has a body that needs to eat just like us. God's species includes Jesus his son and their descendants all have one special difference from Angel's/humankind in that they have a tiny fragment of Gravity element in the souls skull. This happened when God was created 3 Trillion years ago a fragment of gravity element was present inside the naturally formed chamber where it happened and has since been passed on to God's descendants. This means God, Jesus and their descendants all can move very slowly in soul form in zero gravity. The other gift is to be able to revive someone unconscious by laying of hands which allows gravity to influence the heart and revive people unconscious. The first food discovered was 'mana' which was a biscuit created by worm hole particles of a particular element clustered together forming a biscuit exactly like the host at communion in a catholic church. God and the early Batches survived on this for 400 000 years until the first food was created which was similar to Barley and was mixed with water or breast milk and made into a biscuit. The Barley was created in a chamber similar to how Angel's were created and was made for that purpose. Later other plants that God had created for the universe turned out to be really good food and was brought to Earth for the Human race. Evidence is the rock cut in half in Ireland, that is where the potato was discovered, another is rice which was discovered in Philippines. At that location Heaven sent digging equipment and machinery to construct a valley of terraces. There will be more so I'll keep an eye out for clues, I suspect that there is a pig monument in Belize somewhere. I am the Arkangel Daniel and I am from Heaven.
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Message 53 of 58 (843674)
11-20-2018 4:01 AM
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11-19-2018 1:08 PM


For God to travel to Earth he can use a spaceship in order to do this the Holy Spirit creates a wormhole from Heaven's dimension to this universe and the ship is then teleported here. Travel can take 1 second via worm hole to any galaxy from here. So the relationship between Heaven and this universe is a dimension. Heaven exists as we do and in physical form, so when a person dies upon arrival in Heaven the soul is filled with a new body and life is pretty much as it is here. Heaven has a star and a moon and all other planets have the same arrangement for the population. Heaven's use of spaceships for creation it allows the safe transport of species for delivery to the universe, they also transport Angel's, Equipment and Artificial Intelligence controlled machinery for sculpting planets surfaces. They are also used for carrying mining equipment, exploration and defence with Arkangel's in all dimension. There are Spaceships used for maintaining rings on planets that are artificial intelligence controlled so even the rings of Saturn have Shepherds that maintain them. I am the Arkangel Daniel and I am from Heaven.
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Message 54 of 58 (843715)
11-20-2018 11:16 AM
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11-20-2018 4:01 AM


Arkangel Daniel writes:

For God to travel to Earth he can use a spaceship....


We had a member once who claimed that God has wheels (based on Ezekiel). Personally, I think wheels are funnier.

And our geese will blot out the sun.

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ringo
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Message 55 of 58 (843716)
11-20-2018 11:20 AM
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11-19-2018 1:08 PM


DrJones writes:

What does God need with a starship?


He likes to play with the phasers (e.g. Sodom and Gomorrah).

And our geese will blot out the sun.

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ringo
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Message 56 of 58 (843717)
11-20-2018 11:21 AM
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11-20-2018 3:51 AM


Arkangel Daniel writes:

God's species is exactly like Angel's and Humankind and has a body that needs to eat just like us.


So you're a polytheist.

And our geese will blot out the sun.

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Arkangel Daniel
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Message 57 of 58 (843746)
11-20-2018 4:28 PM
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11-20-2018 11:20 AM


Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed by a single Arkangel with swords. (me) How it was conducted was Lot and his family lived near Sodom and their neighbours stole and raped all of their livestock. Lot went into Sodom to complain to the Mayor but wound up getting gang raped by the people in the town. Lot's family went looking for him and also got gang raped.
God tasked a rescue mission and I was assigned, we assessed the situation and conducted a full rehearsal and recorded choreography of the battle involving all the participants. We then observed the actual battle upto the REORG and admin(post battle) and once satisfied God took us back in time with the help of the Holy Spirits representative to conduct the battle. The other Angel was Michael who is not an Arkangel. We arrived by space ship Melissa 347 (which is cigar shaped and has been witnessed over Earth recently) and went to Abraham's house and then myself and Michael went into Gomorrah. As we walked through Gomorrah the people started chanting RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! It was their culture back then to rape everything including animals that went near the towns, they used sticks to do this.
We extracted Lot and his family and I escorted them to a new location that was safe with a new house. Lot's wife was originally turned into a stone statue but years later people thought that she was inside so God commanded us to fix the problem so we went back in time and swapped Lot's wife for a pillar of salt that resembled her and then collapsed to the ground.
How we turned Lot's wife into a pillar of salt:
Lot's wife Sarah was teleported out and into Heaven and the pillar of salt was teleported in a second later and Angelvision was used to blend the image so there is the impression that she was turned into salt.
Why did we turn Sarah into a pillar of salt?
This was to intimidate Satan and his followers who were present and were the reason both towns had to be destroyed. Baal one of Satan's followers was responsible for the rape culture in both cities.
How was Sodom and Gomorrah destroyed?
All buildings except Lot's house were burned to the ground, I simply touched the side of my sword to the building and the Holy Spirits representative then worm holed heat into the combustible material burning it to the ground.
Where were Sodom and Gomorrah:
Both cities were near the Dead Sea and very little remains of the buildings. The battle lasted for 4 days and everything in both cities was destroyed I might write a book about it someday after my current mission is completed. A similar incident happened with the Mayan's except in that case the society was using buildings that we had built them(pyramids) for human sacrifices, I was tasked with that mission as well. Both the Mayan's and the people of Sodom and Gomorrah were reluctant to go to Heaven after Jesus died on the cross and it took 4 weeks to convince them that I would not harm them in Heaven. They were also worried about Purgatory but then it was explained that the offenders had to be punished of their sins in order to enter God's house 'Heaven'. I am the Arkangel Daniel and I am from Heaven.
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Message 58 of 58 (843749)
11-20-2018 5:52 PM
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11-20-2018 4:28 PM


There are several effective antipsychotics on the market these days, Ark, and a medical professional may be able to help you find one(s) that helps you. Please dont end up like my son did, jumping of an 800-foot-tall bridge. That was not an optimal solution to his disorder.

Please seek some help, unless you are trolling us. If you are trolling, please fuck off.

Edited by Coragyps, : No reason given.


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