Humour VII

That voice...I watched golf on the tube once. Took years to recover.Now I am narcoleptic again, maybe forever.

frako, you're definitely going to hell.Save me a demonette.

Many years ago, on a honeymoon, after enjoying Niagra falls and the tacky heart-shaped bed, on a whim we drove up to Montreal. We visited the remarkable botanical gardens there and enjoyed a display of visiting, ancient Japanese bonsai. Lovely stuff.We planned to drive across Canada and then down into Vermont. Needing to change currency to buy gas, I stopped at a bank.My grade school/high school French wasn't great, but should have been sufficient. Alas, the teller seemed to enjoy confounding my obvious desire to change currency with magnificently slow, Gallic shrugs of incomprehension.At last, in an inspired moment, I leaned close and whispered, "Vive le Qubec libre!"I have no idea what she then chattered about so happily--I just kept saying "Oui, oui!" at what seemed like appropriate moments--but she changed my currency without further delay.

Now we know why He had that smarmy little Punk crucified.

I wouldn't normally put a Daily Show video here, given its near-universal currency among my set But I watched Fox News during election night, and Stewart picked the absolutely choicest parts.NB: You can also see here why Nate Silver is a witch.Edited by Omnivorous, : No reason given.

Don't. That way lies madness.

My personal brick wall at that age was "We're all gonna die." Never did much homework after that.But science has progressed.Now despair can be cosmic.

I didn't join the chorus of jeers because I read your explanation immediately after seeing the image, and I accept it as offered in good faith.But the thing is, you're essentially saying, "This is truly funny in the context of me, because I'm not a racist.""I'm a non-racist, posting a racist thing. Hysterical, right?"But it isn't. It's just an ugly, racist thing.You, not a moderator, should edit it away.

I've never been called politically correct before.Cool.

My contribution to the Inquisition Founding Church vs. The Frothing Mad Anti-Semite Founder Church debate, otherwise known as: Catholicism versus Protestantism down the centuries, which I naturally do not wish to derail with inappropriate remarks:

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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. -- Emo Phillips

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Further I deponeth not.

The Boston comedy troupe Asperger's Are Us.Love the T shirt.

Courtesy of a nytimes feed late last night:

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SAM DOLNICK
Noted. RT @DanAmira: A guy was killed by the 6 train while pooping between cars. Do not poop between cars, people. Man Killed Pooping Between Subway Cars As Another Is Mysteriously Injured about a minute ago

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