Humour VII

MIke the Wiz:

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You see, the real question is, what do I mean when I say that evolution is a fact? Indeed, what do you mean, and do you know what you mean, specifically? The operative word, is specifically. Specific things fascinate me. Specifically, YOU mean that both a change in allele frequencies AND all lifeforms coming about because of this fact, are "fact". This is called, equivocation.

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- Oni

Of course I mean nerds, the uncool 'n' word.Let's walk away from the computer for a bit and do a little exercise so MAYBE one day we can get a little of this for valetine's.- Oni

How many Mexicans, South American and inter-city kids do you think Canada and the UK have in their schools?Test ONLY Americans and then lets look at the results.- Oni

Language issues and poverty issues make our schools look bad.Those numbers, if they only reflected private schools, prep schools, and non-inter city public schools, would be seriously different.So, when others make fun of the US educational system for not being up to par, or for US students being stupid, they're not making fun of rich, privilaged, mostly white kids who are educated in private and prep schools. They're really just making fun of our poor kids from the ghettos and and our latin kids from Mexico and South America who score so poorly that it brings our over-all numbers way down.That's really hilarious. Thanks, Franko.- Oni

I'm not going to stand for you or anyone else insulting a great man. The man who pretty much fixed the Middle East deserves better. Not even a thank you from those animlas either.It's like they don't even appreciate freedom over there?- Oni

Right, a video with rednecks, black kids with corn rolls and latin people. You prove my point.You make fun of the poor and the minorities. I can't stop laughing myself. For someone who gets there opinion of the US from a bias youtube video, I wouldn't be talking about how we are manipulated by the media.- Oni

Umm, no they wouldn't.- Oni

Oh yeah, great figures. Bias figures that only take public school percentages, usually - we don't even know how they score it - and never include the private school's and prep school's.... pulease. Anti-American BS if you ask me.Start your thread, Franko, I'll participate.Lets see, a youtube video of Bush speaking and Lewis Black screaming on Stewart's show... Wow! great reasons to think we're stupid. I can't wait to see what the rest of the evidence is, maybe a clip of Flav-a-Flav in a spelling bee?- Oni

A blonde said something dumb! Wow...- Oni

Once you get rid of the poor and the latins, and just focus on universities, you get this World's Best Schools.You guys get #1, we get everything else.We're not the one's embarrassed. The best actors, best athletes, biggest military, best universities... Yeah, we're good over here.- Oni

Biggest AND the best.- Oni

And we get just about everything else, with the vast majority belonging to us. What? Did you not watch the Oscars? Of course... that goes without saying. Seal Team 6 is all US of A! I won't argue there. But it's also mostly the poor. The rich usually can afford gym memberships or own private gyms. So again, the poor are mocked.But yeah these fatties are a bit of an embarrassment. Our one blemish.- Oni

This will be hilarious, perfect for this thread. Please tell me which is the best military?Get ready to laugh everyone!- Oni

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Not at all. The US is. Everyone knows that. Not at all. The US is. Everyone knows that The Ten Largest Military.- Oni