My 5 Year old, Tyler (while looking at a clothes hanger): Hey you could use this as a cooperang
Me: What's a cooperang?
Tyler: Well, if there is a bad guy who likes to hurt kids, then you could throw it at him and hit him in the neck!
Tyler: Dad! Did you see that blue and red light (in the sky)?
Me: No? What was it?
Tyler: I don't know.
Me: Maybe it was a alien spaceship.
Tyler: Nah, it was something way cooler than that.
From a children's book, Junie B. Jones, that I was reading him.
Mother (on the phone) "I had better not get another call from the principal, Junie B. Do you understand me? Do you, Do you?"
Junie B. looks at the principal
"My mom says not to call her anymore."