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Topic: Humour VII
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Tangle
Member Posts: 1411 From: UK Joined: 10-07-2011 Member Rating: 8.7
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Message 196 of 807 (658530)
04-05-2012 6:48 PM
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Reply to: Message 195 by frako
04-05-2012 3:42 PM
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| frako writes: Back to humour |
ok, you can start now.
Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android
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frako
Member Posts: 1974 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 197 of 807 (658549)
04-06-2012 4:30 AM
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Reply to: Message 196 by Tangle
04-05-2012 6:48 PM
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Il try  A cop is furious
Now days you cant trust anything that is written down!!
How so?
I got an invitation to a ball, in the invitation it was underlined twice entry only with a bow tie.
I believed it when i came there i saw others also wearing suits.
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand Click if you dare!
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rbp
Member Posts: 439 Joined: 01-29-2008
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Message 198 of 807 (658687)
04-08-2012 2:42 PM
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karlaa 
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Message 199 of 807 (658730)
04-09-2012 8:07 AM
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yea, pretty funny stuff, i for one only enjoyed the page and the drunk photo. lol. karlaEdited by AdminAsgara, : deleted spammy link
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Tangle
Member Posts: 1411 From: UK Joined: 10-07-2011 Member Rating: 8.7
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Message 200 of 807 (659036)
04-12-2012 4:26 AM
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Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android
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Heathen
Member Posts: 880 From: Brizzle Joined: 09-20-2005
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Message 201 of 807 (659041)
04-12-2012 8:02 AM
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Two fish were in a tank, when one says to the other
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"How the f*ck do you drive this thing?"
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caffeine
Member Posts: 786 From: Prague, Czech Republic Joined: 10-22-2008 Member Rating: 10.0
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Message 202 of 807 (659075)
04-12-2012 11:15 AM
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Michael Gove 'surprisingly strong'
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Taz
Member Posts: 5015 From: Zerus Joined: 07-18-2006
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Message 203 of 807 (659156)
04-13-2012 12:22 AM
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Reply to: Message 197 by frako
04-06-2012 4:30 AM
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| frako writes: Il try
A cop is furious
Now days you cant trust anything that is written down!!
How so?
I got an invitation to a ball, in the invitation it was underlined twice entry only with a bow tie.
I believed it when i came there i saw others also wearing suits.
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Forgive me for not having a sense of humor. Could you please explain this?
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Percy
Member Posts: 12068 From: New Hampshire Joined: 12-23-2000 Member Rating: 9.3
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Message 204 of 807 (659171)
04-13-2012 7:16 AM
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Reply to: Message 203 by Taz
04-13-2012 12:22 AM
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I think the joke might have lost something in the translation. I would have said it this way;"Now days you cant trust anything written down!! I got an invitation to a ball that said, and underlined twice, 'Entry only with bow tie.' And I believed it! But when I got to the ball I saw others also wearing suits." --Percy
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rbp
Member Posts: 439 Joined: 01-29-2008
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Message 205 of 807 (659254)
04-13-2012 6:48 PM
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This is one of the few internet-funny-pictures that actually made me LOL.
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frako
Member Posts: 1974 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 206 of 807 (659283)
04-14-2012 5:49 AM
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Reply to: Message 203 by Taz
04-13-2012 12:22 AM
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he went to the ball naked only wearing a bow tie lol. Probably got lost in translation. Il try some other cop jokes If i remember correctly someone heare is a cop i hope he is not offended. Why do cops wear a hat?
Because every trash can has a lid A cop is hitting a nail on the pointy end.
A noter cop screams:" you idiot that nail is for the other side of the wall" A cop orders a Pica
the waiter asks, on how many slices should i cut it 4 or 8.
Just 4 i couldn't eat 8 2 cops buy a lotto ticket and they are watching the numbers being drawn
3 we have that, 18 we have that too, 20 we have that, 30 o my god we have that too 35 damn we crossed that one out. 2 cops find 4 bombs they put them in their car and drive t words the poliece station. One asks what if a bomb blows up? Then we will say we only found 3 says the other.
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand Click if you dare!
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Taz
Member Posts: 5015 From: Zerus Joined: 07-18-2006
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Message 207 of 807 (659350)
04-15-2012 11:45 AM
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Reply to: Message 206 by frako
04-14-2012 5:49 AM
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| frako writes: he went to the ball naked only wearing a bow tie lol. Probably got lost in translation. |
I got this part. What I didn't get was why it was funny pertaining to a cop? Is there an irony here I'm not getting?Il try some other cop jokes If i remember correctly someone
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You'd be surprised. Cops have some of the thickest skin I have ever seen.
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Percy
Member Posts: 12068 From: New Hampshire Joined: 12-23-2000 Member Rating: 9.3
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Message 208 of 807 (659380)
04-15-2012 5:47 PM
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Reply to: Message 206 by frako
04-14-2012 5:49 AM
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Over here we tell Slovenijan jokes. --Percy
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frako
Member Posts: 1974 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 209 of 807 (659382)
04-15-2012 5:55 PM
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Reply to: Message 207 by Taz
04-15-2012 11:45 AM
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| What I didn't get was why it was funny pertaining to a cop? |
Oh yea because cops are considered as dumb as blondes
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand Click if you dare!
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Coragyps
Member Posts: 4980 From: Snyder, Texas, USA Joined: 11-12-2002 Member Rating: 8.7
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Message 210 of 807 (659386)
04-15-2012 6:26 PM
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Reply to: Message 208 by Percy
04-15-2012 5:47 PM
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Or sometimes New Hampshire jokes. But Texans who know what New Hampshire even is are pretty damn rare, so I don't tell them often.
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