Why don't you attend college? You know just by actually attempting to learn more you could be eligible for free money in regard to Pell Grants (provided you don't already have a bachelor's degree) Also, even student loans, provided they are used to offset higher interest credit card debt, could help. Crap, you are in Denver, the Aurora campus is right there downtown next to the Tivoli restaurants (decent food and a great beer selection). I know having taken several classes on that very campus.
Even if that is too inconvenient for your lifestyle or medical condition, there are plenty of accredited online opportunities. I know, am doing it now.
Don't be too lazy to learn and get official credit for doing so, play by their rules and obtain additional income.
You can either game the system or let it game you, your choice.
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