I'm sorry but even if what you say is true, the god you are trying to market when you said "I know it is hard to swallow, but better swallow the bitter pill now and change your ways, then that when you get upstairs you find out that you wasted your whole life by running after the wrong God." is still too petty, too small to even be worthy of my respect, much less my worship.
Come back when you have a god to market that is bigger than a bling-bling pimp daddy who gets pissed if he is dissed.
Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!