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RAZD Member (Idle past 1427 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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I thought the Bare Arms was a pub ...
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8536 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.0
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I knew that! I really really did!
I was just ... eh ... testing ... uh ... something.
Its enough to give one paws.
Oh, gawd. Edited by AZPaul3, : No reason given.
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ringo Member (Idle past 434 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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AZPaul3 writes:
It would be funnier if the bear's right arm was in the foreground (layers of subtlety). They should have reversed the image. This one passed through one ear and out the other without contacting anything in between. Edited by ringo, : How the hell do you spell "subtle-titty"?
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1427 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
you mean bears have two right arms?
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ringo Member (Idle past 434 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
RAZD writes:
Of course. No self-respecting right-winger would have a left arm. you mean bears have two right arms? Two left feet is a bad thing, isn't it? So one left foot is half as bad. That's mathematics, boy. You can't argue with mathematics. Left is sinister. Right is correct.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1427 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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now bears got wings???
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1427 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
I have a right to bear bare bear arms right?
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1427 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8536 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.0
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Have copied and will hand out at work. Thanks RAZD. This is just what I need to keep my reputation in the office. It's been a bit of a dry spell since the Mayan apocalypse aluminum hat.
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ringo Member (Idle past 434 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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Farmer: I want to divorce my wife.
Lawyer: What grounds do you have? Farmer: I have three hundred acres of grounds. Lawyer: I mean, what's your case? Farmer: I don't have a Case. I have a John Deere. Lawyer: No, I mean, do you have a grudge? Farmer: Sure I have a grudge. Where do you think I keep the John Deere? Lawyer [frustrated]: Let's try a different approach. Tell me about your wife. Is she a nagger? Farmer: No, she's as white as you or me. Lawyer [in desparation]: Let's make this as simple as possible. Why do you want to divorce your wife? Farmer: Because she just had a baby and it's a nagger.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8536 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.0
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RAZD,
Just an FYI. I took your chain letter, shrunk it to fit 6 to a page and made 18 bundles of 5 paperclipped together. Last Monday I handed them out on the first floor of our building saying this was a chain letter, please follow the instructions for me, etc. Good chuckle. Today I saw some up on the second and third floors. It bred. Then I saw a bundle (not one of mine by the looks) up on the fourth floor sitting in our chairman's briefcase! This was fun. Thank you.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1427 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
And it worked!!!
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"After all, if the human brain was simple enough for us to understand, we wouldn't be smart enough to figure it out" - Dr Karl Kruszelnicki
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1427 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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Fore the rechord, I conquor ... by our ability to understand Rebel American Zen Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)
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