Nudder study showing how ignorant Americans really are

yea and Americans have the world's largest supply of nukes, worlds largest army funding by fare, and the worlds largest polluters per capita, second largest after china just by pollution. This is such a brilliant combination i cant see the downside.

Appart from military spending, i dont know if the us ranks first in anything any more.

LOL so USA nr 1, in everything negative.

Well you cant say it doesn't work. You do clock in more hours then most other nations although some beat you by fare. we usually clock in around 170 hours per month, 250 hours is the max a company can legally demand from you and even that can only happen for a few months. But im talking about averaging the normals, we do have half time work and stuff like that so the real average would be much lower. Especially if you count in the politicians and judges bastards hardly work at all.but i cant count in the people that work off the books as that is kind of an epidemic in my country as wages are taxed pretty hard, so that leads to more people not wanting to pay the taxes thus being illegal workers. Both the companies and the workers love it since they usually split the difference, the workers make more money the companies pay less. But the workers can get screwed real bad as they are not protected like normal workers, the normals are actually way overprotected but dont know about it so they often screw themselves, like for example sighning a mutual dissolvment of the employee contract forfeiting all unemployment rights as it is considered quitting by the state. They tried to screw a friend of mine over that way last week and also adding a claws in what he was supposed to sighn that at the time of the sighing no obligations existed between either party. Even though they owed him 2 months wages, and if they would have fired him in a normal way severance pay. And if he sighed he wouldn't even get unemployment benefits as its considered quitting.

Um sure if thats what you want to believe, your help is usually translated we own you now. That's not help its extortion.

Ist there any nation that actually likes Americans, or has a warm view of them?Apart from our former Balkan brothers Americans are the only ones we talk badly about. But we do get many nations, we have a whole lot of brits buying up houses in prekmurje no problems there we like them, we have russians, slovaks, .... we rarely talk shit about them too.

so have i, i even have some distant relatives in america, but we still stereotype, Americans badly.But we do tend to steryotipe ourselves to, by regions.dolenska my region - drunksWhat do you get when a steam roller rols over an orange, - orange juce, and if it rolls over a dolenc - cviek (its our wine)tajerska and prekmurska- also drunkswhat does a tajerc say if a fly falls in to his beer. spit it outprimorska -fishing drunksA gorenc wanted to fit in with the tajerc folk so he had an operation to have some of his brain removed the surgeons knife slipped and took out too much when he woke he said, Ma otja, kje pa sem? (primorski accent)gorenjska -greedy bastardsAnything from drying toilet paper, to comming home finding his wife in bead with a another man, his daughter with 2, and his son doing heroine, but freaking out when the living room thermostat was on full but nobody in there.Capitol- frogs
Why are jokes about gorences so easy to understand, so ljubljanans can understand them too.Our former yougoslavian borther nationsCoratians - well just about anything we dont get alongA slovenian and a croatian make a bet who can tell the most incredible storry. The croatian starts long ago there lived an honest croatian. Stop says the slovenc you won the bet.bosnians - stupid tones of mujo and haso jokes
Mujo what would you do if it was the end of the world said haso. Mujo: well id pack my bags and goo to germany.Monetenegro - lazy tones of lazy jokesThe 10 montenegran commandments1.Man is borne tired and lives to rest
2.Love your bed as you do yourself
3.Rest douring the day so you can sleep at night
4.dont work, working kills.
5.If you see someone resting go help him
6.dont do something today if yo ucan do it tomorow
7.Do less then you are able, and what you are able have others do it
8.In coolnes there is safety, nobody died from resting
9.Working makes you ill, dont die young
10.If you want to work, wait a while it will passSerbs - well we kind of like them we joke about building a tunnel under croatiaAmericans, well the obvious stupid and fat, oh and dont forget the stupid , when we read about something stupid that happened in america, we say only in america But we dont have to make up jokes about you cause Americans always have something ready to make us laugh.Edited by frako, : No reason given.

Says the country in debt up to its ears, why dont you run along and ask china for another lone Thing is when the world stops using the dollar as the world currency Americas economy is done for. Its why you went to Iraq, not to get the oil but to make sure, Iraq's silly idea of selling the oil in euros is stopped.

LOL another statistic amricans fail at Its SEX