Age Correlations and an Old Earth

Yo, RazzyD, don't you know? The earth is flat in some areas, flatter than Twiggy's chest. Sometime in the future, most likely past us, we will get a really good grip on the age of the earth. The number will be so staggeringly high, we won't be able to count it out on our fingers and toes. How do I know that? In the beginning.....God created the heavens and the earth and then forgot to lay down exactitudes and left us to struggle figuring out who's beginning. Well, I am tempted to guess his beginning. Also, why on earth make it void and dark and full of water, why not just go ahead and .... well, you know where I'm going with this. Lake Siugetsu? It's Titicaca for me. You work too hard, thanks for all the inf.

Oh, one more thing. What's a 'flate arther'?

ahahahaaaaaaaaaaa, full 'a beans? No, not you! The king. It's actually the same as a 'fla tearther', a musical term from soap operas.
You see that? I do hope your expectations about the age of the everythings will be exactly as you expect.
I'm easy.

Oh, one more thing. Your little guy on the left...you know the one that jumps out of whatever he jumps out of? He startles me every time, I think he's gonna lick me or something. teehee

There's complaining and then there's complaining. I was complaining but not that kind of complaining. It was definitely a different kind of complaining, more like wishful complaining, if there is complaining of that sort. Doesn't my 'guy' look like a George who thinks all his eggs are in his basket? Maybe I'll change it.

pssssssst! Tomatos are fruits.
dastardly of me.
your friend
George

nothing. Enhancements can certainly alter the shape of things. I had a memorable encounter with that school vegetable. Before you shake the bottle, make sure the cap is on tight, or you'll look like you were in a hatchet fight and everyone had a hatchet 'cept you.
potatos come to mind, in honor of someone.....potatoes.