Iblis
Member (Idle past 3895 days) Posts: 663 Joined: 11-17-2005
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Message 16 of 45 (534659)
11-10-2009 5:56 AM
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My Name Is Legion
"That's a nice bunch of pigs you got there," said Jesus. "Herd," corrected the swine-keeper. "I'm sure you have heard how nice they are many times, I'm just telling you myself," answered Jesus. "No, no," said the poor rural fellow, "herd of pigs!" "Well of course I've heard of pigs!" exclaimed the savior dude. "Oh no," said the disgusted farmhand, "the pig herd!" "Well I'm sorry," said Jesus, "How was I supposed to know you didn't want your pigs to hear how nice they are?" "Aaaaaaaaaagh STFU you retard!" said the pigs, and jumped off a cliff ...
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