Register | Sign In


Understanding through Discussion


EvC Forum active members: 65 (9162 total)
3 online now:
Newest Member: popoi
Post Volume: Total: 915,817 Year: 3,074/9,624 Month: 919/1,588 Week: 102/223 Day: 13/17 Hour: 0/0


Thread  Details

Email This Thread
Newer Topic | Older Topic
  
Author Topic:   Why did Jesus kill the Pigs?
Iblis
Member (Idle past 3895 days)
Posts: 663
Joined: 11-17-2005


Message 16 of 45 (534659)
11-10-2009 5:56 AM


My Name Is Legion
"That's a nice bunch of pigs you got there," said Jesus.
"Herd," corrected the swine-keeper.
"I'm sure you have heard how nice they are many times, I'm just telling you myself," answered Jesus.
"No, no," said the poor rural fellow, "herd of pigs!"
"Well of course I've heard of pigs!" exclaimed the savior dude.
"Oh no," said the disgusted farmhand, "the pig herd!"
"Well I'm sorry," said Jesus, "How was I supposed to know you didn't want your pigs to hear how nice they are?"
"Aaaaaaaaaagh STFU you retard!" said the pigs, and jumped off a cliff ...

  
Newer Topic | Older Topic
Jump to:


Copyright 2001-2023 by EvC Forum, All Rights Reserved

™ Version 4.2
Innovative software from Qwixotic © 2024