Let me quote for you, the great text of my prophet Lurr.
Lurr's great book, chapter 1 writes:
In the beginning of Lurr's creation of the heavens and the earth.
Now the earth was astonishingly empty, and darkness was on the face of the deep, and the spirit of Lurr was hovering over the face of the water.
And Lurr said, "Let there be light," and there was light.
Fast forward a couple of hundred years...
Some guy named Bob was out drinking when he noticed a light in sky that was not the sun.
Lo and behold, the light suddenly spoke "LISTEN YE HUMANS, I AM GOD, LURR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI VIII*"
The voice and light of god in the afternoon sky attracted many people, more than a BILLION GAZILLION people!
God kept speaking to all of the people, and even had a personal conversation with each and everyone of the billion gazillion people that had come to here him speak.
*Planet Omicron Persei VIII is just what Lurr choses to call the universe, and his homeplanet. He can do what ever he want, even call different things, the same thing. He's Lurr!
I think my book is way better than yours. Mine has more than yours.
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