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Message 91 of 120 (810963)
06-03-2017 11:11 AM
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06-02-2017 12:13 PM


Re: The Lord has a penus and testicles
Davidjay writes:

The Lord has a penus and testicles

Davidjay writes:

Trinity Trinity Trinity, just the standard well known doctrine of three in ONE and EQUAL.

Are you suggesting three "penuses" in one, or one between the three?

It all sounds like heresy. An omnipotent being would have an infinite number of penises (penes, penii), by definition. And infinite testicles.

He'd be capable of screwing everyone else and everything else at the same time.

Do not seek to diminish and demean the powers of the Lord, infidel.


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Message 92 of 120 (810966)
06-03-2017 11:35 AM
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06-03-2017 5:31 AM


Re: The Lord's beautiful IMAGE and BODY
Davidjay writes:

We, humans are made in the image of God, not the animals he created.... we as in us, humans.


Where's the logic in that? It''s just an empty assertion. If genitalia are part of God's image and many animals have genitalia, then why are only humans created in God's image?
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Message 93 of 120 (810972)
06-03-2017 12:35 PM
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06-03-2017 11:11 AM


Re: The Lord has a penus and testicles
Four penuses are fore warmed unless it is omni-impotence.

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Message 94 of 120 (810973)
06-03-2017 12:45 PM
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06-03-2017 12:35 PM


Re: The Lord has a penus and testicles
Davidbat writes:

Re: The Lord has a penus and testicles

I think this is the best subthread title I've ever seen on EvC. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

How the Lord got his Penus

Jehovah had a penis
He used it when with Venus
Also with Aphrodite
When she was feeling flighty

It made other gods annoyed
How his penis was employed
Odin said "it makes me sick
That Jehovah and his dick"

But when Athena Pallas
Heard of Jehovah's phallus
She laughed in sweet derision
(Greeks don't do circumcision)

"That's not a proper penis"
She said aloud to Venus
"If u takes away the i*
You just destroy penii"**

Through clumsy circumcision
And lack of Holy vision
The penis penus became
To God's eternal shame

But as for randy Venus
She liked the new word penus
She realized over time
It made a better rhyme

*eye
**Genuine Latin plural as Venus was Roman


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Message 95 of 120 (810995)
06-03-2017 11:10 PM
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06-03-2017 12:45 PM


Re: The Lord has a penus and testicles
Nice, bluegenes!

But I think Davidjay is trying to say that:

God has a penus.
Jesus has a bigly.
The Holy Spirit has a covfefe.


Rrhain

Thank you for your submission to Science. Your paper was reviewed by a jury of seventh graders so that they could look for balance and to allow them to make up their own minds. We are sorry to say that they found your paper "bogus," specifically describing the section on the laboratory work "boring." We regret that we will be unable to publish your work at this time.

Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can use mine.

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Message 96 of 120 (811023)
06-04-2017 9:36 AM
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06-03-2017 12:45 PM


Re: The Lord has a penus and testicles
No, it's the package that keeps on giving, even though you evolutionists try to neuter the truth and neuter opposition.

I love winning, and I love proving that evolutionists can not stand the heat and are not packin, except for packin up and leavin...

Onward Christian Soldiers. Jesus wins again.

Edited by Davidjay, : No reason given.


Evolution is not science. It did not create life nor did it diversify life. It didn;t create the laws that exist nor did it create science. It is a religion and not Science.

Intelligent design always defeats evolutions lack of design and lack of intelligence. Luck and Chance is not a scientific doctrine,


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Message 97 of 120 (811024)
06-04-2017 9:38 AM
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06-04-2017 9:36 AM


Equality YHWH
In the original Hebrew, many of the NAMES of the Lord, were translated simply to God. This over-simplification has caused
confusion in many cases but the translators tried to safeguard the HOL Y NAMES from the unworthy which by scripture was
only intended for the High Priest and others close to His truth and His love. Any vile, vain, or loose lipped heathen who tried to
use these names for their own purposes or unworthily were cursed for their improper usage. Consequently in Genesis, the very
first chapter verse 26, when it says; II And GOD said' Let US make man in our image, and let them have, dominion over the
Earth ". The word God replaced the Hebrew word ELOHIM, which means Gods and Goddesses. For as we should know by
now, scripturally almost every ancient manuscript has the Holy Spirit as Feminine, and even the first He or letter H, in the
sacred Tetragrammaton, Name of the Almighty, (YHWH) is feminine. Similarly, the Lord of Lords and King of Kings created
angels, male and female before He created us, physical mortal males and then females.

This is why it distinctly says, Let US, meaning the male and female creations and entity called God, make mankind not just a
patriarchal male deity. For again, the Lord is called the Father of Spirits, All Spirits, male or female. and again in verse 27 it
obviously is referring to mankind meaning male and female when it says "SO God (Elohim) created man in his own image in the
image of God. ( God gave us his image, our human bodies and looks are a reflection of his holy BODY So how in earth or in
heaven can our bodies be evil when they are made in the very Image of God. ) It goes on saying "Male and Female created He
them"

This could definitely go against your religion or church views or family views, but believe it or not God is complete, He is
adrongenous, composing male and female and being greater than both. He is the Creator of all things and is in need of nothing. He
is not an incomplete needy whimpy male, but Jesus and God who are one, because He and the Father are One and the Holy
Spirit are One, a mystery, we can't figure out because they are beyond us. Yet still we can realize that the LORD is complete, as
in the Book of Thomas, He could create a female out of himself and make love to her if need be. The story rings scripturally true
and therefore probably is true because JESUS is the Creator, not just a blue eyed, compassionate Jew who might answer your
prayers. JESUS is much, much more.

Jesus is not a sexist or a racist. He doesn't favour one sex over the other, or one nationality over the other. Anyone that says
differently is probably raised in the church and retains this churchy unjust patriarchal dogma, that just can't come out of their
churchy hearts. For anyone that knows the Lord or who has become one with the Lord knows that He is not a respector of
persons, and looks not at outward appearances but at the HEART. ( 1 Sam 16) He doesn't look at your sexual organs,
nationality, colour, I.Q., and looks at your Heart. So sorry , male machoists & female chavinists, the Lord of Lords, IMO, is for
EQUALITY and TRUTH and JUSTICE. Neither sexual side can claim the Lord and his favour.

So the image of God is male and female, perfect compliment one of the other. Perfect triangles of the Trinity, making the Star of
David, intertwined in UNION. This is the physical symbol of the Lord, the one Solomon and David knew and were instructed
about and which perfectly shows the equal relationship of the male and female triangles
.
This hexagram, which was stolen by nationalistic political Israel, is actually the symbol, the image spoken of in Isaiah and other
scriptures concerning the ENDTIME as our ensign, our standard, IMO. The downward pointing female triangle and the upward
pointing male triangle are equal and both perfectly enclosed in the Lord's circle of protection. So no wonder, the bees use a
hexagonal shape to create their honey, and their elixir, as this same shape dictates the form of most crystals that can only be
capped by the Lord's capstone in a true pyramid (See Sexy Star of David & Golden Section Pyramids)

But if you don't believe in equality and think you are above the other sex, you truly do and will have future problems especially
with the Lord of Lords, because He can use anyone, male or female, neutered or not. for nothing is impossible with the Lord

In His & Her Service

According to the Father, Mother and Son

David Jay Jordan

PS) Now you know and have no excuse.. for not knowing..


Evolution is not science. It did not create life nor did it diversify life. It didn;t create the laws that exist nor did it create science. It is a religion and not Science.

Intelligent design always defeats evolutions lack of design and lack of intelligence. Luck and Chance is not a scientific doctrine,


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Message 98 of 120 (811135)
06-05-2017 11:17 AM
Reply to: Message 89 by Davidjay
06-03-2017 5:35 AM


So you admit that the Son and the Holy Spirit are not God and therefore you deny Jesus and prove that you are really an atheist hiding in Christian clothing.

Davidjay admits that he denies Christ and is an atheist. Finally. But we all knew it already.


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Message 99 of 120 (811139)
06-05-2017 11:25 AM
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06-05-2017 11:17 AM


Now thats intentional misrepresentation.
The Father, Mother and Son are one, and thats called the Trinity.

And that mystery is actually beyond us, because we can not fathom that degree of oneness when we are disjointed and not ONE excerpt in HIM.

Deal with it and stop the horrible intentional mis-representation.

But it does show, you are a p*********** s********.

Now back to the topic of Adam packin Heat....... it concerns Adam having genitals for recreation after the Lord created the first couple and coupling method called sexual intercourse... (pity we cant discuss this... unless someone else proposes it).

But as per usual let me expand the topic HEREIN, as EVE was packin HEAT as well. 98.6 degrees of heat and more WITHIN..... and they took one look at each other and there heat rose even more until they became ONE.

And that electricity of life spark from the Lord created a new soul, a new body, and life started within Eve, as designed by the beautiful and loving and sexy Creator....

Now you know where human life began after the original Creation. Do cut and paste this truth to evolutionists who dont know where we came from....

Just a suggestion

IMHO

David

Edited by Davidjay, : No reason given.


Evolution is not science. It did not create life nor did it diversify life. It didn;t create the laws that exist nor did it create science. It is a religion and not Science.

Intelligent design always defeats evolutions lack of design and lack of intelligence. Luck and Chance is not a scientific doctrine,


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Message 100 of 120 (811141)
06-05-2017 11:31 AM
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06-05-2017 11:25 AM


Re: Now thats intentional misrepresentation.
Deal with it and stop the horrible intentional mis-representation.

You don't like the taste of your own medicine?


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Message 101 of 120 (811145)
06-05-2017 11:46 AM
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06-03-2017 11:10 PM


Re: The Lord has a penus and testicles
Hmmm .... Rrhain writes
The Holy Spirit has a covfefe.

Well never heard it called that but she does have a sacred internal member both beautiful and functional, as thereIN it is called the Womb of God... where life started via her/his electricity together.

Mathematically and design wise this amazing geometry of truth is within the Holy of Holies in the Temple Design of the Lord

For the architecture of the physical temple parallels our beautiful functional spiritual temple as well., for we are made in the sacred IMAGE and DESIGN of the Lord of Lords...and His sexual body.

The CUBE of the Holy of Holies has at its center the SPIRIT OF GOD or RAUCH of the LORD

The doubling of this cube, the reproduction of 1 to 2, is the projecting out towards the Sun (eastward) making the Holy Place or double CUBE.

So now you know from where we came from, from the Lord and from the Holy of Holies, and from the SPIRIT OF GOD, the Holy SPIRIT, and HER/HIS ELECTRICITY and reproductive beautiful functional sacred internal member....

And it was good.... and she was beautiful

Edited by AdminPhat, : links removed. spamming will not be tolerated


Evolution is not science. It did not create life nor did it diversify life. It didn;t create the laws that exist nor did it create science. It is a religion and not Science.

Intelligent design always defeats evolutions lack of design and lack of intelligence. Luck and Chance is not a scientific doctrine,


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Message 102 of 120 (811148)
06-05-2017 11:51 AM
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06-05-2017 11:46 AM


Re: The Lord has a penus and testicles
Davidjay writes:

she does have a sacred internal member both beautiful and functional, as thereIN it is called the Womb of God...


If the Holy Spirit has her own womb, why did she need Mary's to make Jesus?
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Message 103 of 120 (811153)
06-05-2017 12:02 PM
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06-05-2017 11:51 AM


Re: The Lord had to come 'physically
If the Holy Spirit has her own womb, why did she need Mary's to make Jesus?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Because Mary was a human and Jesus had to be physically to prove to ALL, that as a human His Principles worked, and He could endure like we can endure in face of persecution and death from the opposition. The Lord had to come in the flesh, to prove the spirit that ideals and principles always triumph over hate and theories and greed and jealousy and foolishness.

Love always defeats hate and jealousy and denials.

Jesus proved it with HIS LIFE and LOVE

SEE and study and know the design of the Lord in our bodies

Edited by Davidjay, : No reason given.

Edited by AdminPhat, : link removed by AdminPhat.


Evolution is not science. It did not create life nor did it diversify life. It didn;t create the laws that exist nor did it create science. It is a religion and not Science.

Intelligent design always defeats evolutions lack of design and lack of intelligence. Luck and Chance is not a scientific doctrine,


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Message 104 of 120 (811154)
06-05-2017 12:05 PM
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06-05-2017 12:02 PM


Re: The Lord had to come 'physically
Evolutionists/atheists are dumb scienctifically as well as spiritually and mentally.

Their lack of wisdom and discernment is prevalent in science forums as well as spiritual forums HEREIN, for the proofs are HEREIN.

They are consistently dumb and getting **********

Lets start a topic on bible verses against evolution... someone please propose it. Thanks..


Evolution is not science. It did not create life nor did it diversify life. It didn;t create the laws that exist nor did it create science. It is a religion and not Science.

Intelligent design always defeats evolutions lack of design and lack of intelligence. Luck and Chance is not a scientific doctrine,


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Message 105 of 120 (811155)
06-05-2017 12:07 PM
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06-05-2017 12:02 PM


Re: The Lord had to come 'physically
Davidjay writes:

Because Mary was a human and Jesus had to be physically....


God made Adam and Eve without using a womb. He was taking a shortcut already by getting Mary pregnant. So it doesn't make any sense whatsoever for the Holy Spirit to have a womb.
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