Where are all the gods?
Why is there not a single god knocking about today?
Not one. Out of all the thousands.
Don’t tell me they’re doing important work behind the scenes, unsung heroes and all that. You know, and I know, that they love all the Glory.
We’ve had cameras for nearly 200 years now, and movies for over 100 years. We have 24/7 global media. Why are they all wasting this fantastic photo opportunity? Just think of the sort of figure they could command from Hello magazine.
They could even have their own ring tones.
WHERE ARE YOU, GODS?
YOU REALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE MISSING!