New name for evolution, "The Bacteria Diet"

I have been thinking that the name Darwinian evolution is kind of outdated, and doesn't really do your theory justice. I think it is not really specific and accurate enough to encompass all of the aspects of the theory.So I propose a new name, "The Bacteria Diet Theory".Basically what is says is that the only evidence anyone can ever come up with since the beginning of time, for the supposed random mutations and natural selection of evolution, that they think shows how all of life on the planet, every system, every thought, ever animal trait and behavior, and every complex, interrelated detail of existence, is the changing diets of some bacteria.That's it. Its not fancy, but its accurate and to the point.If there are other evidences, we can consider amending the name in the future, but I think it is where we are at now, so let's go with it.New names, with supporting evidence for the name of course, are welcome for review.

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