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ThreeDogs
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Message 16 of 30 (449049)
01-16-2008 9:46 AM
Reply to: Message 1 by WhisperingDavid
01-13-2008 9:24 PM


quote:
I am a creationist at heart, and I created a fairly light-hearted video showing why evolution cannot work.
Hi, David! Did you look at the water in your glass under a microscope?
It does come across as fairly lighthearted. The Brits are like that, good old chaps, chips and fish, and such. If you wanted me to laugh, I'll gladly tell you that I did.

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WhisperingDavid
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Message 17 of 30 (449300)
01-17-2008 3:56 PM


I can't believe people are confused by how serious I am. I'm completely serious. Here is some more proof that the bible is correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm1grO1ZD-I

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New Cat's Eye
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Message 18 of 30 (449307)
01-17-2008 4:45 PM
Reply to: Message 17 by WhisperingDavid
01-17-2008 3:56 PM


yeah right...
Its obviously a joke or a parody.

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WhisperingDavid
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Message 19 of 30 (449308)
01-17-2008 4:50 PM


No, I really did create a universe in that box.

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New Cat's Eye
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Message 20 of 30 (449311)
01-17-2008 4:59 PM
Reply to: Message 19 by WhisperingDavid
01-17-2008 4:50 PM


Maybe you should have spent those six days dieting and exercising

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WhisperingDavid
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Message 21 of 30 (449329)
01-17-2008 6:04 PM


I have recently got out of hospital for kidney problems. I don't think that's a funny thing to joke about.

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Am5n 
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Message 22 of 30 (449347)
01-17-2008 6:41 PM


AIG writes:
can I come and stay with you until my house is declared safe for occupancy?
You can come stay at my house! but make sure you bring food and a couple of packs of redbull with you, cause we'll be staying up late and Gaming out 24/7 Biatch! w00t!
BS48 writes:
There is nowhere where it states that the "day"in genesis is 24 hours long.
It doesn't say 24 hours in genesis, therefor I agree with your statement.
WD writes:
No, I really did create a universe in that box.
CS writes:
Maybe you should have spent those six days dieting and exercising
OH GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOL! *LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!!* LMAO!! *LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!* wow... that was a good laugh right there.
WD writes:
I have recently got out of hospital for kidney problems.
are you sure it was kidney problems? AHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!

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subbie
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Message 23 of 30 (449406)
01-17-2008 9:09 PM
Reply to: Message 19 by WhisperingDavid
01-17-2008 4:50 PM


No, I really did create a universe in that bo
I suggest that you keep whispering, and stop posting your nutty ideas where other people can see them. If it gets out that you really believe these things, they may come and take you away.

Those who would sacrifice an essential liberty for a temporary security will lose both, and deserve neither. -- Benjamin Franklin
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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WhisperingDavid
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Message 24 of 30 (449413)
01-17-2008 9:23 PM
Reply to: Message 22 by Am5n
01-17-2008 6:41 PM


Yes it was kidney problems. I had to have one removed last year and for the past three months I have been basically bed ridden. Because of this, I gained weight in weird places and couldn't exercise to get rid of due to the surgery. I am, however, much better now. If you watch the video, you will notice that I have a barbell that I am using for exercise. I'm also an avid dancer.

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jar
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Message 25 of 30 (449418)
01-17-2008 9:32 PM
Reply to: Message 24 by WhisperingDavid
01-17-2008 9:23 PM


keep searching but maybe parody is not your forte
Stick to dance.
The second parody is not as funny as the first one and even that was not as funny as most of the actual material from Biblical Creationists.

Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!

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WhisperingDavid
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Message 26 of 30 (449419)
01-17-2008 9:36 PM


My second video was not supposed to be funny. I was just bored of debating with people.
And I don't recall anything funny ever coming out of Texas, so I'm not too worried about your opinion.

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jar
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Message 27 of 30 (449423)
01-17-2008 9:44 PM
Reply to: Message 26 by WhisperingDavid
01-17-2008 9:36 PM


My second video was not supposed to be funny.
Then you succeeded.

Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!

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EighteenDelta
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Message 28 of 30 (449478)
01-18-2008 12:02 AM


LOL
That was almost as funny as this one...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&feature=related
I think that they were serious though. I like your parody better. Get an agent and work on your stand up routine. I like the comments you added to your page...
MostFamousDavid writes:
Men have fewer ribs than women, I know this as a fact as I went to medical school.
Surely you are referring to 'fewer ribs' when they go to outback steakhouse, right? Not, like, anatomically?
Pure comedy gold man. Thank you Dr. David...
-x

  
sidelined
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Message 29 of 30 (449641)
01-18-2008 3:22 PM
Reply to: Message 21 by WhisperingDavid
01-17-2008 6:04 PM


WhisperingDavid
Mehinks you should get a hold of the surgeon to ask what they did with your bullshit radar.

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AZPaul3
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Message 30 of 30 (449651)
01-18-2008 4:02 PM


On With The Show
Come on people. The satire in his videos is carried on in his postings. The persona remains intact; the caricature of creationism in all its glory.
Some of the mean-spirited push backs surprise me.
The man’s bullshit radar is working just fine. He has found the mother load and is shovelling it up everywhere. Y’all just gotta try to keep it out of your mouth.

  
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