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Author Topic:   Joke (not for easily offended)
dawkinsisNOTGod 
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Message 1 of 25 (470452)
06-11-2008 7:46 AM


A Jewish man goes to a church and gets shot in the face.
(Its complicated on a few levels)

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Father Ted 
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Message 2 of 25 (470459)
06-11-2008 7:49 AM
Reply to: Message 1 by dawkinsisNOTGod
06-11-2008 7:46 AM


GETS ME EVRY TIME THAT ONE

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Hiram 
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Message 3 of 25 (470460)
06-11-2008 7:50 AM


I don't get it. Has someone jizzed on him or something?

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David Icke 
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Message 4 of 25 (470462)
06-11-2008 7:51 AM


I'm fed up of your lies

dawkinsisNOTGod 
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Message 5 of 25 (470464)
06-11-2008 7:52 AM
Reply to: Message 3 by Hiram
06-11-2008 7:50 AM


Whats not to get??? He's Jewish!!

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AndyGodLove 
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Message 6 of 25 (470525)
06-11-2008 10:08 AM


If the same man of Semitic heritage came to my Parish, he would not be shot. He would simply be taken to the inner relams of the Church (whether it be of his own accord or not), and made to see the ligth of Christ our Lord, the saviour of man.
If that then didn't work, I suppose he might then be shot. But these things are frowned upon in these liberal times.

New Cat's Eye
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Message 7 of 25 (470537)
06-11-2008 10:35 AM


Who the hell are you guys?
Why are you mucking up our beloved forum?
You all registered on the same day and seem to know each other in real life.
What gives?

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AndyGodLove 
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Message 8 of 25 (470539)
06-11-2008 10:39 AM
Reply to: Message 7 by New Cat's Eye
06-11-2008 10:35 AM


I for one have no affiliation with any other new members. Co-incidence must have brought me here at the same time as any other new registering members.

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dawkinsisNOTGod 
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Message 9 of 25 (470540)
06-11-2008 10:39 AM
Reply to: Message 7 by New Cat's Eye
06-11-2008 10:35 AM


Yo Buddy boy, you're a Catholic - like my joke man?

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Father Ted 
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Message 10 of 25 (470541)
06-11-2008 10:40 AM
Reply to: Message 9 by dawkinsisNOTGod
06-11-2008 10:39 AM


We have come to steal your children
Haven't we Andy?

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AndyGodLove 
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Message 11 of 25 (470544)
06-11-2008 10:43 AM
Reply to: Message 10 by Father Ted
06-11-2008 10:40 AM


I'm not sure if I appreciate comments about my children.
If there really is a God, you will be one of the first to feel his wrath I warrant.

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New Cat's Eye
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Message 12 of 25 (470549)
06-11-2008 10:47 AM


Andy seems to have some sincerity, but the other four guys are total asshats. Complete clowns.
Why are you trolling our boards?
Is it really that fun for you dorks?

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dawkinsisNOTGod 
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Message 13 of 25 (470551)
06-11-2008 10:49 AM
Reply to: Message 12 by New Cat's Eye
06-11-2008 10:47 AM


Yeah, Jesus lids get a life.

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Hiram 
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Message 14 of 25 (470552)
06-11-2008 10:50 AM


I'm fat.
I ate God by mistake.
You'll all have to find something else to believe in now.
MONG ROAR

AndyGodLove 
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Message 15 of 25 (470553)
06-11-2008 10:51 AM
Reply to: Message 12 by New Cat's Eye
06-11-2008 10:47 AM


Catholic Scientist, I don't know much about this place yet but in life in general the best thing I have noticed is that some people are very different and some people are very similar. Maybe these guys are really interested and interesting but they have a different way of showing it.
I don't know, you've been here longer than me.

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