Misleading film titles

I don't know if this has happened to any of you, but last night I watched a pirated DVD of a film called Hoop Dreams that my wife had borrowed. I slipped it in the player and settled down with a couple of cans of Bud and a man sized box off tissues looking forward to a good couple of hours of backdoor action. Disappointed is not the word, my liitle twinkie shrivelled to nothing at the sight of men playing Basketball of all things. After giving my wife the fisting of her life for her stupidity I whipped out my trusty copy of Backdoor Diana and strummed away in to the wee small hours. A heftily Baftastic night, I'd highly recommend it.

Willy Wonka

Yes i know what you mean, i bought the film adapatation fo the book 'To the Hilt' and instead of seeing extreme penetrative shots of women being beasted by wine bottles, rolled up lino and mangoes i witnessed a period drama....and not the type involving menstruation either!! I proceeded to insert the remote control up my rectum and cried myself to sleep on the poofEdited by David Icke, : No reason given.

slightly off topic, but am i wrong to regularly masturbate over Susan Sarandon in White Palace?

I recently watched a film called 'Two Girls One Cup', imagining it to be about the joys of Christian sharing at during times of need. Thankfully it wasn't and I had a very enjoyable evening knocking several out