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frako
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Message 451 of 647 (593009)
11-23-2010 2:08 PM
Reply to: Message 446 by Dr Adequate
11-23-2010 1:58 PM


I'm going to guess that most people say "hammer".
correct but now 2 did not, in highscool when this came out every one in my class responded hammer.
though the numbers where keep adding 6
6
66
666
6666
66666
666666
6666666
To not stray from the humor topic
John gets employed in a construction company and the first day he is looking for a 30X30 cm board, the boss walks up to him and asks him what are you doing, he says well im looking for a 30X30 board. The boss joins him in his search and preaty soon all of the workers are looking for the 30X30cm board no one can find one whit those dimensions, at 10:00 John says well its lunch time so ill just sit on some bricks.

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bluegenes
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Message 452 of 647 (593010)
11-23-2010 2:37 PM
Reply to: Message 451 by frako
11-23-2010 2:08 PM


Preaty whit.
frako writes:
To not stray from the humor topic
I suppose the humour topic's the right place for whit, if anywhere is.

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bluescat48
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Message 453 of 647 (593011)
11-23-2010 2:39 PM
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11-23-2010 1:52 PM


Axe

There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002
Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969
Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008

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Panda
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Message 454 of 647 (593014)
11-23-2010 3:00 PM
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11-23-2010 2:06 PM


bluegenes writes:
Duane Gish (again).
Oi!
Get you own joke!!
I thought 'pliers' - but I have just been using pliers.

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frako
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Message 455 of 647 (593015)
11-23-2010 3:15 PM


I would post this in the what is life topic but i dont think the admins would like that.
What is life?
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
Edited by frako, : No reason given.

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Message 456 of 647 (593017)
11-23-2010 5:05 PM
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11-23-2010 3:15 PM


Whenever I see your avatar, the first thing I always think is; "Where's papa going with that axe?"

Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate
...creationists have a great way to detect fraud and it doesn't take 8 or 40 years or even a scientific degree to spot the fraud--'if it disagrees with the bible then it is wrong'.... -- archaeologist

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Theodoric
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Message 457 of 647 (593042)
11-23-2010 9:56 PM
Reply to: Message 426 by frako
11-22-2010 5:00 PM


rutabaga
We have the rutabaga festival every summer here.

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RAZD
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Message 458 of 647 (593223)
11-25-2010 10:07 AM
Reply to: Message 404 by Species8472
11-11-2010 10:40 AM


Re: Ageist hat on
Hi Species8472, you young whippersnapper.
Forgive me, but according to what I remember from a couple of your past posts, aren't you suppose to be like 50's or 60's?
I'll be 64 in March, old enough to retire if I want to (having to much fun with work however).
Old people aren't suppose to know how to work around with technology. That's for us young folks. You're suppose to be figuring out how to turn on the computer, not rebuilding it.
I did my first programing in 1966, and built my first computer over 20 years ago.
Piece of cake (notice the important tools used).
Enjoy.

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by our ability to understand
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frako
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Message 459 of 647 (593224)
11-25-2010 10:16 AM
Reply to: Message 458 by RAZD
11-25-2010 10:07 AM


Re: Ageist hat on
Piece of cake (notice the important tools used).
Im guessing the hammer is used when the processor will not go in to the slot you convince it whit the hammer.
Im not even going to ask why you needed the "fish" pliers (the ones on the right)
Edited by frako, : No reason given.

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Coyote
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Message 460 of 647 (593225)
11-25-2010 10:19 AM
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11-25-2010 10:16 AM


Re: Ageist hat on
Im guessing the hammer is used when the processor will not go in to the slot you convince it whit the hammer.
That is not a hammer. That is an "adjustment tool."
Adjustment tools come in a variety of sizes. I prefer 4-lb myself.

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ringo
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Message 461 of 647 (593227)
11-25-2010 10:41 AM
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11-25-2010 10:07 AM


Re: Ageist hat on
RAZD writes:
Piece of cake (notice the important tools used).
Where's the duct tape? How do you keep your ducts in a row?

"It appears that many of you turn to Hebrew to escape the English...." -- Joseppi

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bluescat48
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Message 462 of 647 (593236)
11-25-2010 12:07 PM
Reply to: Message 458 by RAZD
11-25-2010 10:07 AM


Re: Ageist hat on
From the fact we are at a similar age, I would think the most important tool is at about 225o , the glasses.

There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002
Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969
Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008

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Granny Magda
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Message 463 of 647 (593237)
11-25-2010 12:12 PM
Reply to: Message 445 by frako
11-23-2010 1:52 PM


I am a Tool!
Name a tool.
Stanley the Tool!
This makes sense if you go here... well... some sense anyway.
Check it out. Erfworld really is astonishingly good.
Mutate and Survive

On two occasions I have been asked, — "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question. - Charles Babbage

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RAZD
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Message 464 of 647 (593239)
11-25-2010 12:34 PM
Reply to: Message 462 by bluescat48
11-25-2010 12:07 PM


Re: Ageist hat on
Hi bluescat48,
... I would think the most important tool is at about 225o , the glasses.
and that they are bifocals ...
enjoy.

we are limited in our ability to understand
by our ability to understand
Rebel American Zen Deist
... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ...
to share.


Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)

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Dr Adequate
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Message 465 of 647 (593240)
11-25-2010 12:46 PM
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11-25-2010 10:07 AM


Re: Ageist hat on
I did my first programing in 1966, and built my first computer over 20 years ago.
Abacuses don't count.

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