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frako Member (Idle past 326 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
I'm going to guess that most people say "hammer". correct but now 2 did not, in highscool when this came out every one in my class responded hammer. though the numbers where keep adding 66 66 666 6666 66666 666666 6666666 To not stray from the humor topic John gets employed in a construction company and the first day he is looking for a 30X30 cm board, the boss walks up to him and asks him what are you doing, he says well im looking for a 30X30 board. The boss joins him in his search and preaty soon all of the workers are looking for the 30X30cm board no one can find one whit those dimensions, at 10:00 John says well its lunch time so ill just sit on some bricks.
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2498 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
frako writes: To not stray from the humor topic I suppose the humour topic's the right place for whit, if anywhere is.
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bluescat48 Member (Idle past 4210 days) Posts: 2347 From: United States Joined: |
Axe
There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002 Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969 Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
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Panda Member (Idle past 3733 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
bluegenes writes:
Oi! Duane Gish (again).Get you own joke!! I thought 'pliers' - but I have just been using pliers.
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frako Member (Idle past 326 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
I would post this in the what is life topic but i dont think the admins would like that.
What is life? Life's a piece of shitWhen you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. You'll see it's all a show Keep 'em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you. Edited by frako, : No reason given.
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subbie Member (Idle past 1275 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
Whenever I see your avatar, the first thing I always think is; "Where's papa going with that axe?"
Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate ...creationists have a great way to detect fraud and it doesn't take 8 or 40 years or even a scientific degree to spot the fraud--'if it disagrees with the bible then it is wrong'.... -- archaeologist
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9141 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.3 |
rutabaga
We have the rutabaga festival every summer here.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1426 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
Hi Species8472, you young whippersnapper.
Forgive me, but according to what I remember from a couple of your past posts, aren't you suppose to be like 50's or 60's? I'll be 64 in March, old enough to retire if I want to (having to much fun with work however).
Old people aren't suppose to know how to work around with technology. That's for us young folks. You're suppose to be figuring out how to turn on the computer, not rebuilding it. I did my first programing in 1966, and built my first computer over 20 years ago.
Piece of cake (notice the important tools used). Enjoy. by our ability to understand Rebel American Zen Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)
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frako Member (Idle past 326 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Piece of cake (notice the important tools used). Im guessing the hammer is used when the processor will not go in to the slot you convince it whit the hammer. Im not even going to ask why you needed the "fish" pliers (the ones on the right) Edited by frako, : No reason given.
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Coyote Member (Idle past 2127 days) Posts: 6117 Joined: |
Im guessing the hammer is used when the processor will not go in to the slot you convince it whit the hammer. That is not a hammer. That is an "adjustment tool." Adjustment tools come in a variety of sizes. I prefer 4-lb myself.
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ringo Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
RAZD writes:
Where's the duct tape? How do you keep your ducts in a row? Piece of cake (notice the important tools used). "It appears that many of you turn to Hebrew to escape the English...." -- Joseppi
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bluescat48 Member (Idle past 4210 days) Posts: 2347 From: United States Joined: |
From the fact we are at a similar age, I would think the most important tool is at about 225o , the glasses.
There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002 Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969 Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
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Granny Magda Member Posts: 2462 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 3.8 |
Name a tool. Stanley the Tool!
This makes sense if you go here... well... some sense anyway. Check it out. Erfworld really is astonishingly good. Mutate and Survive On two occasions I have been asked, — "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question. - Charles Babbage
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1426 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
Hi bluescat48,
... I would think the most important tool is at about 225o , the glasses. and that they are bifocals ... enjoy. by our ability to understand Rebel American Zen Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 305 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
I did my first programing in 1966, and built my first computer over 20 years ago. Abacuses don't count.
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