here's a novel thought- try taking what I say about my abilities at face value and MOVE ON.
So do you mean to say I am imagining my diet? Oh- let me guess- being a carnivore is a healthy human diet!!!
And you can tell when a potential partner has an impulse control problem just by looking at them, can't you- OF COURSE YOU CAN! It's something all humans can do!
Ever formed a telapathic bond with a cat? OF COURSE YOU HAVE! It's something all humans can do isn't it, eh?
And yes, I am making fun of you. So move on.