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Author Topic:   Idiocy of the most amusing kind.....
joz
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Message 1 of 91 (10813)
06-02-2002 1:12 AM


Today I was at (don`t snigger) the Vermont dairy festival (a friend of the wifes family is running for governor so we were doing the political thing)...
So theres a guy from a baptist church there handing out pamphlets entitled "the dairy quiz" I will now quote verbatim question 8)
quote:
8)Cows were created by who?
A)Jesus
B)Mary
C)Allah
D)Evolution

Does any one else see the problem?
Can`t be A), within the Christian paradigm God created cows several thousand years before Jesus was born....
Even Catholics wouldn`t argue for Mary...
Evolution doesn`t "Create" per se and is not a "who" and therefore cannot be a legitimate answer to the question that was asked although if the wording was changed to allow non anthropomorphic solutions it would be IMHO the correct answer....
Which leaves us with C)....
The only internaly consistent answer....
Way to go you fucking baptist idiots you just endorsed Islam...
[This message has been edited by joz, 06-02-2002]

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joz
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Message 5 of 91 (11025)
06-05-2002 5:26 PM
Reply to: Message 3 by Jet
06-05-2002 4:05 PM


Ok Jet you show me the passage in the bible where it says Jesus created cows, or any four legged critter for that matter....
The only thing banal about this is the idiots at the colonial bible baptist church, 3 cook road, Swanton, VT whose theology is as bad if not worse than their science....

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joz
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Message 6 of 91 (11026)
06-05-2002 5:28 PM


Oh and Jet the creation account is in Genesis not the gospel of John....

  
joz
Inactive Member


Message 9 of 91 (11030)
06-05-2002 5:47 PM
Reply to: Message 8 by Jet
06-05-2002 5:42 PM


You idiot...
John 1:1-23 is about John the baptist...
If you are right tell me where Jesus is mentioned in Genesis bud....

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joz
Inactive Member


Message 31 of 91 (16793)
09-06-2002 1:35 PM
Reply to: Message 28 by mark24
09-02-2002 5:05 AM


quote:
Originally posted by mark24:
Tok,
Haven't seen Joz post here for a while, unfortunately.
Mark

Been looking for a new job m8 been too busy...
I have been checking in from time to time (noticed the lovely JP banning) just been too busy too say much....
Hey bud Spurs are at the top of the table Booyah......
Probably be back sometime soon....

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joz
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Message 32 of 91 (16797)
09-06-2002 2:51 PM


BTW Mark hows the Galactic Goat doing? (Note the capital G`s because its *the* Goat not just a goat)......

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