Your post shows that you know absolutely nothing on the subjects you talk about. Therefore, being the guy that I am, I shall correct you on each point.
C-14 dating is not used on rocks, as, amazingly, rocks are inorganic and therefore contian no carbon to date. (Contaminants aside.) As for the potato chips comment, C-14 can't date anything that young without giving a false reading.
As for the moon arguement, it's pure crap. The rate at which the moon is reciding is so small that it is almost undetectable. Also, the rate at which it is receding is not linear, it's exponential.
As for your comment of the Big Bang, you obviously have no clue as to what you're talking about. One, the Big Bang was not "nothing", it was singularity. Two, it was not an explosion. It is the expansion of space-time.
Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
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