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SRO2 
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Message 1 of 18 (125839)
07-20-2004 1:15 AM

I'm sorry Lam, I shouldn't have used your sexual orientation to be subject for debate. It was wrong of me. I just get so pissed when I see people post things that I know aren't true. I won't do it again.
Allen
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Message 2 of 18 (125886)
07-20-2004 5:13 AM 		Reply to: Message 1 by SRO2
07-20-2004 1:15 AM

Haha. How about this. I'll start a thread titled "Rocket is straight?" Then, we'll be even
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Message 3 of 18 (125911)
07-20-2004 9:27 AM 		Reply to: Message 2 by coffee_addict
07-20-2004 5:13 AM

What!?!
My sexual preferances are none of your concern, and I'll thank you in advance for not bringing up the stuff about the chickens and rope.
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Message 4 of 18 (125916)
07-20-2004 10:53 AM 		Reply to: Message 3 by SRO2
07-20-2004 9:27 AM

ewwww
Chickens! ?/ ewwwwww
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Now, Ducks, well, you know, Ducks!
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Message 5 of 18 (126012)
07-20-2004 4:36 PM 		Reply to: Message 3 by SRO2
07-20-2004 9:27 AM

Re: What!?!
Do you have a brother name Troy McClure?
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Message 6 of 18 (126063)
07-20-2004 7:52 PM 		Reply to: Message 5 by coffee_addict
07-20-2004 4:36 PM

Re: What!?!
Who's Troy McClure?
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Message 7 of 18 (126100)
07-20-2004 10:07 PM 		Reply to: Message 6 by SRO2
07-20-2004 7:52 PM

Re: What!?!
Rocket
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Surely you are no stranger to that monument of american television who's characters reflect the genuine cultural spectrum of life liberty and the pursuit of donuts? Doh!
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Message 8 of 18 (126103)
07-20-2004 10:17 PM 		Reply to: Message 6 by SRO2
07-20-2004 7:52 PM

Re: What!?!
A short Filmography of Troy McClure
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Movies (top)
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* [7F13] "Cry Yuma"
* [7F13] "Here Comes the Coast Guard"
* [8F01] "Preacher With a Shovel" (with Dolores Montenegro)
* [8F03] "The Revenge of Abe Lincoln"
* [8F03] "The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West"
* [8F14] "Calling All Quakers" (with Dolores Montenegro)
* [8F14] "Gladys The Groovy Mule" (1957)
[note: Bart and Milhouse watch this movie in SC#30] [8F14] "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" (1)
* * [9F07] "Dial M for Murderousness"
* [9F07] "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"
* [9F20] "'P' is for Psycho"
* [9F20] "The President's Neck is Missing!"
* [1F21] "The Boatjacking of Supership 79"
* [1F21] "Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms"
* [2F07] "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out"
* [3F15] "Muppets Go Medieval" (1977 - with Dyan Cannon and The Muppets)
* [3F15] "The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed"
* [3F15] "They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall"
* [3F15] "Meet Joe Blow"
* [3F15] "Give My Remains to Broadway"
* [3F15] "The Verdict Was Mail Fraud"
* [3F15] "Leper in the Backfield"
* [3F15] "Make-Out King of Montana"
* [3F15] "The Electric Gigolo"
* [3F15] "The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel" (also director) (2)
* [5F11] "David Vs. Super-Goliath" (Bible epic)
* [5F11] "Suddenly Last Supper" (Bible epic)
* [SI#2] "Space Mutants VII: Cry of the Space Mutant"
* [SI#8] "The Itchy & Scratchy Movie" (bit part)
* [SC#1] "Jagged Attraction"
* [SC#1] "Look Who's Still Oinking"
* [SC#5] "Three Men And A Nuke"
* [SC#12] "Ten Was Too Many"
* [SC#14] "The Computer Wore Puka Shells"
* [SC#14] "The Frontier Family Get Deer Ticks"
* [SC#14] "The Mediocre Journey"
* [SC#26] "A Fish Taco Called Juanita" (with Cheech Marin!)
* [SC#32] "Human Fondue - Surviving the Wisconsin Dell's Cheese Factory Explosion"
* [SC #36] "All the President's Monkeys"
* [SC #36] "Android Beach Party"
* [SC #36] "Back to the Sequel"
* [SC #36] "Butter -- The Motion Picture"
* [SC #36] "The Cougar and the Polka King"
* [SC #36] "Cut it Out -- The Wacky Adventures of Jack the Ripper"
* [SC #36] "Dracula's Disco-Studio Fifty Gore"
* [SC #36] "Driving Mr. T"
* [SC #36] "Three Dames And a Dam" (1978 - with Nancy Robertson)
* [SC #36] "Saturnforce 3000"
* [BM#1] "Calling All Lumberjacks"
* [BM#1] "The Day Paul Bunyan Cried"
* [RM#412] "Radioactive Man III"
* [SJ] "The Pulverizer"
* [SJ] "Radioactive Man II: Bring On The Sequel"
* [SJ] "Sleepless in Shelbyville"
* [SJ] "The Unbearable Moistness of Sweating"
* [TC] "Coffee, Tea, or Fiddle Dee Dee"
* [TC] "Eenie Meeni Miney, Die"
* [AD] "A Bridge Too Far" (as Todd, the worlds unluckiest dentist)
* [AD] "Swing, Swang, Swung" (as Bobby, the happy-go-lucky boyhood friend of Ook-Ook the lip cancer chimp)
* [AD] "Three Men and a Bunsen Burner" (as the doomed Professor Landrew)
* [AD] "Wake Up, Finnegan" (as Paddy the relentless bell-ringer)
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Notes
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1. "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" is the first McBain movie, according to the McBain trading card.
2. Troy turned down the part of McBain's sidekick in "McBain IV : Fatal Discharge" to do "Contrabulous Fabtraption". [3F15]
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Message 9 of 18 (126110)
07-20-2004 11:09 PM 		Reply to: Message 8 by jar
07-20-2004 10:17 PM

Re: What!?!
jar
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Damn! you have way too much time on your hands.
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Message 10 of 18 (126247)
07-21-2004 10:34 AM 		Reply to: Message 7 by sidelined
07-20-2004 10:07 PM

Re: What!?!
Never heard of him. I don't even reckognize any of the movies on Jar's list.
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Message 11 of 18 (126267)
07-21-2004 12:15 PM 		Reply to: Message 10 by SRO2
07-21-2004 10:34 AM

Rocket, Rocket, Rocket!!!
What are we going to do with you. Is your life really that sheltered? I worry about you guy. Sit back, have a Jumbo Mega Squishie Gulp and at the next opportunity let APU led you on the path to immortality.
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Message 12 of 18 (126313)
07-21-2004 5:12 PM 		Reply to: Message 11 by jar
07-21-2004 12:15 PM

Re: Rocket, Rocket, Rocket!!!
It certainly looks like the sort of thing I would enjoy. I don't why I've never seen it before. It must be because I'm in the south and culturally deprived.
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Message 13 of 18 (126345)
07-21-2004 6:37 PM 		Reply to: Message 8 by jar
07-20-2004 10:17 PM

Re: What!?!
What about "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore" and "Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?" or don't those count because they're educational films?
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Message 14 of 18 (126346)
07-21-2004 6:45 PM 		Reply to: Message 13 by crashfrog
07-21-2004 6:37 PM

Re: What!?!
I'm afraid I have missed many of the Great Man's works. But with a career as extensive and essential, perhaps I can be forgiven for a few lapses.
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Mea Culpa.
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But to make up for it, here are some of Troy's Educational Film credits.
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Educational films and the like
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* [8F16] "The World Without Zinc" (child actor?)
* [8F22] "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What"
* [8F22] "Here Comes The Metric System"
* [8F22] "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly"
* [9F14] "60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims"
* [9F14] "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass"
* [9F14] "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot"
* [2F15] Pepsi Presents Fractions
* [3F03] Meat Council film : "Meat And You: Partners in Freedom" (1)
* [3F03] "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun"
* [3F03] "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer"
* [3F07] "Shoplifters BEWARE"
* [3F07] "Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds"
* [3F07] "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness"
* [3F13] "Young Jebediah Springfield" (A Watch-and-Learn Production)
* [3F15] "Locker Room Towel Fight : The Blinding of Larry Driscoll"
* [5F22] "Regional Geographic Presents: Birds - Our Fine Feathered Colleagues" (nature film)
* [5F22] "Earwigs: Ewwww" (nature film)
* [5F22] "Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory" (nature film)
* [SC#12] Introducing the Biosphere to Springfield (short film)
* [SC#23] "Learn French Toot Sweet While You Sleep" (language tape)
* [SC#28] "Shellron's Colonialism Shamolonialism -- We Call it Work" (corporate sponsored)
* [SC#28] "Schevitzco's 16 Minutes on the Meaning of Matzoh" (corporate sponsored)
* [BM#1] "A Tree Grew In Springfield"
* [SJ] "Turning Comics Into Movies"
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Notes
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1. Note : The Meat Council film is number 3F03 in the "Resistance is Useless" Series.
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Message 15 of 18 (126359)
07-21-2004 7:46 PM

The film starts. "The Meat Council Presents: `Meat and You: Partners in
Freedom'. Number 3F03 in the `Resistance is Useless' series." Open on
cattle country.
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Troy: Nothing beats a stroll in cattle country. Hi, I'm Troy McClure.
You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus
Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecrackers: The Silent Killer".
Jimmy: Mr. McClure?
Troy: Oh! Hello Bobby.
Jimmy: Jimmy. I'm curious as to how meat gets from the ranch to my
stomach.
Troy: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down Jimmy. You just asked a mouthful.
It all starts here, in the high density feed lot. Then, when the
cattle are just right [swipes his finger along the top of a cow
and licks it] Yum...it's time for them to graduate from Bovine
University.
-- Summa cum laude, "Lisa the Vegetarian"
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A klaxon blares out a siren and the cattle begin moving up a conveyor
belt into the meat packing plant.
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Troy: Come on Jimmy, let's take a peek at the killing floor.
Jimmy: Ohhh!
Troy: Don't let the name throw you Jimmy. It's not really a floor,
it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice
through so it can be collected and exported.
-- Troy nearly got in at Hendon, "Lisa the Vegetarian"
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They walk throught the door of the plant accompanied by the sounds of
moo-ing and startled cows. Electricity noise sparks in the background
as the camera pans down the length of the factory to a truck marked
"Meat For You" being loaded with raw chunks of meat. Troy and Jimmy
emerge, with Jimmy visibly pale and queasy.
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Troy: Gettin hungry Jimmy?
Jimmy: Uhh, Mr. McClure? I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?
Troy: Nooo, just ignorant. You see your crazy friend never heard of "The Food Chain". [Flash to a picture of "Food Chain",
with all animals and arrows pointing to a silhouette of a human.] Just ask this scientician.
Scientician: [Looking up from a microscope.] Uhhh...
Troy: He'll tell you that, in nature, one creature invariably
eats another creature to survive.
[Images of various wild carnivores attacking and eating
others appear.]
Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance,
he'd eat you and everyone you care about! [Image of a cow quietly chewing cud.]
Jimmy: Wow, Mr. McClure. I was a grade A moron to ever question eating meat.
Troy: [Laughs.] Yes you were Jimmy, yes you were. [Briskly rubs his hand on Jimmy's head.]
Jimmy: [Timid] Uhh...you're hurting me.
-- Troy McClure, the silent hurter, "Lisa the Vegetarian"
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Film's over.
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