An Argument For Being Born Gay

Then through laws of improbabilty, I became straight...I was thought by classmates to be gay throughout high school... but it turned out I wasn't....I'm serious. I suppose thats why I'm so sympathetic. I never was even remotely gay, but the kids in highschool nearly convinced me I was...it's funny now...I was just a skinny 'lil shrimp of a guy, and thats what they based it on. Now I'm married for 25 years with two daughters...the seventeen year old makes me wish I had been gay sometimes.

There is ONE woman that I'm thinks I'm an Adonis, I weigh about 150 lbs and am 5'9" now...in highschool I was 115 lbs. and about 5' 2". Teresa dated me when I was that little peon wimp...now that we're married 25 years...I'm a BIG peon wimp.

There's nothing worse. You're not gay but everybody thinks you are, you are gay and nobody believes you...damn people are crazy!