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Author Topic:   The Return of Humor
Dan Carroll
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Message 1 of 302 (127013)
07-23-2004 2:40 PM


Because there's always time for funny.
Who else has a laugh?

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coffee_addict
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Posts: 3645
From: Indianapolis, IN
Joined: 03-29-2004


Message 2 of 302 (127052)
07-23-2004 4:23 PM
Reply to: Message 1 by Dan Carroll
07-23-2004 2:40 PM


A little tasteless... but I guess it could be funny.

The Laminator

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SRO2 
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Message 3 of 302 (127056)
07-23-2004 4:29 PM
Reply to: Message 1 by Dan Carroll
07-23-2004 2:40 PM


Hmmmmm...
You take your humor too seriously.

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docpotato
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From: Portland, OR
Joined: 07-18-2003


Message 4 of 302 (127069)
07-23-2004 5:08 PM
Reply to: Message 1 by Dan Carroll
07-23-2004 2:40 PM


A laugh?
Oh yeah, that's nice.
Particularly enjoyed "what's a fag?"
edited to add:
And humor is the only thing in life worth taking seriously.
This message has been edited by docpotato, 07-23-2004 04:09 PM

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One_Charred_Wing
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Posts: 690
From: USA West Coast
Joined: 11-21-2003


Message 5 of 302 (127182)
07-23-2004 10:09 PM


Single
A man walks into a Seven Eleven, goes along the isles, and comes to the cash register with a beer, six bags of pop corn, an energy bar, and a Coca Cola.
The lady at the checkout counter looks at the items and smiles at him.
"Single, huh?"
The man smiles back at her. "Yep. How could you tell?"
"Cause you're ugly as fuck!"

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SRO2 
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Message 6 of 302 (127202)
07-23-2004 11:07 PM
Reply to: Message 5 by One_Charred_Wing
07-23-2004 10:09 PM


Re: Single
NOW THAT'S FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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nator
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Message 7 of 302 (127232)
07-24-2004 1:30 AM


Son of Humor
You know what the Deadhead said when he ran out of pot?
"This music sucks!"

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Amlodhi
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Message 8 of 302 (127245)
07-24-2004 2:42 AM
Reply to: Message 1 by Dan Carroll
07-23-2004 2:40 PM


One orthodox Jew talking to another orthodox Jew:
Jew #1 "I don't know where I could have gone wrong. I raised my son up in orthodox Judaism and the first thing I know he's into this Christianity thing. Can you give me any advice?
Jew #2 "Funny you should ask me. I had the same trouble with my son.
Jew #1 "What did you do?"
Jew #2 "I asked God for advice."
Jew #1 "What did he say?"
Jew #2 "He said, "Funny you should ask me . . ."

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Glordag
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Message 9 of 302 (127284)
07-24-2004 9:23 AM
Reply to: Message 8 by Amlodhi
07-24-2004 2:42 AM


Very nice, lol. I thought the comic was pretty funny, too. I guess those of a certain political persuasion would probably dismiss it as an unpatriotic, tasteless attempt at humor, though.

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Dan Carroll
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Message 10 of 302 (127583)
07-25-2004 11:22 PM


A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Lam, Rocket... you're dead inside. There, I said it.

"Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown
On a backwards river the infidels shiver in the stench of belief.
And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late; I'm over the rails and out of the race
The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw are ringing in my ears"
-Beck

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SRO2 
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Message 11 of 302 (127587)
07-25-2004 11:40 PM
Reply to: Message 10 by Dan Carroll
07-25-2004 11:22 PM


Oh!
You've cornered the market on humor now have ya'? The fact is, it wasn't that funny...it's even been done before..it wasn't that funny then either.
Nice art though, (for .002 or.003 rapidograph india ink on illustration board...I'd say a #99 quarter panel).

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One_Charred_Wing
Member (Idle past 6155 days)
Posts: 690
From: USA West Coast
Joined: 11-21-2003


Message 12 of 302 (127622)
07-26-2004 2:14 AM


Racist Humor
I am by no means racist, but I would like to contribute some more controversial laughter to this thread. Would anyone be offended if I tell some racist jokes? I'll intentionally mix the races so no particular ethnicity is being targeted.

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coffee_addict
Member (Idle past 477 days)
Posts: 3645
From: Indianapolis, IN
Joined: 03-29-2004


Message 13 of 302 (127627)
07-26-2004 2:33 AM
Reply to: Message 12 by One_Charred_Wing
07-26-2004 2:14 AM


Re: Racist Humor
Speaking as an asian, go right ahead. I'll just tell some of my black friends later and have them hunt you down, that's all

The Laminator
For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!

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contracycle
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Message 14 of 302 (127651)
07-26-2004 4:56 AM
Reply to: Message 12 by One_Charred_Wing
07-26-2004 2:14 AM


Re: Racist Humor
quote:
Would anyone be offended if I tell some racist jokes?
Yes

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contracycle
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Message 15 of 302 (127652)
07-26-2004 4:57 AM
Reply to: Message 12 by One_Charred_Wing
07-26-2004 2:14 AM


Re: Racist Humor
quote:
Would anyone be offended if I tell some racist jokes?
Yes; in fact that would rather be the point, wouldn't it?

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