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Author Topic:   The Return of Humor
One_Charred_Wing
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Message 16 of 302 (127829)
07-26-2004 2:31 PM


Okay, Lamd doesn't have a problem with it, I can't tell if contracycle's joking or not, and nobody else seems to care enough to respond. I guess that's an okay unless cycle's actually serious?

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Dan Carroll
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Message 17 of 302 (127897)
07-26-2004 6:05 PM
Reply to: Message 11 by SRO2
07-25-2004 11:40 PM


Re: Oh!
You've cornered the market on humor now have ya'?
Well... duh.

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SRO2 
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Message 18 of 302 (127898)
07-26-2004 6:09 PM
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07-26-2004 6:05 PM


Re: Oh!
Well I happen to OWN a comedy club that plays host to some of the BEST comedic talent from coast to to coast...perhaps you've heard of it..."In my dreams".

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MrHambre
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Message 19 of 302 (128019)
07-27-2004 6:51 AM
Reply to: Message 12 by One_Charred_Wing
07-26-2004 2:14 AM


Re: Racist Humor
I prefer racist humor to Rocket humor.
regards,
Esteban "Forgot to Laugh" Hambre

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One_Charred_Wing
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Message 20 of 302 (128201)
07-27-2004 8:02 PM


Here we go...
Okay, with no real protests let the tasteless humor begin! Being half latino I'll start by bashing myself to be fair.
Why don't you ever trip a bike with a mexican on it?
Cause that bike could be yours.
Why do mexicans make tamales?
So they have something to unwrap at Christmas.
How do you stop a mexican from drowning?
Who the fuck would want to do that?
REMEMBER: I mean no offense by these or any that I will tell in the future.

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SRO2 
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Message 21 of 302 (128209)
07-27-2004 10:02 PM
Reply to: Message 19 by MrHambre
07-27-2004 6:51 AM


Re: Racist Humor
Thats because "rocket humor" is over your head....

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coffee_addict
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Message 22 of 302 (128257)
07-28-2004 1:12 AM
Reply to: Message 20 by One_Charred_Wing
07-27-2004 8:02 PM


Re: Here we go...
Hahaha. Those are pretty funny. They're funny not because they offend people. They're funny because they accurately reflect a lot of the typical stereotypes that are out there.
Keep it coming. By the way, have any good asian joke?

The Laminator
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coffee_addict
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Message 23 of 302 (128260)
07-28-2004 1:15 AM
Reply to: Message 16 by One_Charred_Wing
07-26-2004 2:31 PM


B2P writes:
Okay, Lamd doesn't have a problem with it,
For goodness sake, my name is 3 letters long. How could you possibly misspelled that?
This reminds me of 7th grade. They made t-shirts for all of us with our names on them. They misspelled both my first and last name on every single t-shirt. Instead of Lam Nguyen, they put Laam Nuygen.

The Laminator
For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!

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SRO2 
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Message 24 of 302 (128261)
07-28-2004 1:16 AM
Reply to: Message 22 by coffee_addict
07-28-2004 1:12 AM


Re: Here we go...
I got one. Did you hear about the Asian that wasn't good at math? He turned out not to be Asian.

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One_Charred_Wing
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Message 25 of 302 (128274)
07-28-2004 2:11 AM
Reply to: Message 23 by coffee_addict
07-28-2004 1:15 AM


My God, I not only know another Lam, but there are about 20 Nguyens at my school. The one in particular(I think was a Nguyen) is insane, and so is the Lam I know. If you are some genetic clone of those two people together... God help us all...
By the way, I was actually hoping you knew some Asain jokes. My school has a very high Asian/Indian percentage compared to the other schools in the area, so those jokes don't circulate well for obvious reasons.
This message has been edited by Born2Preach, 07-28-2004 01:12 AM

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Rand Al'Thor
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Message 26 of 302 (128278)
07-28-2004 2:29 AM
Reply to: Message 20 by One_Charred_Wing
07-27-2004 8:02 PM


Re: Here we go...
Might as well say my jokes too.
Why don't asian and black people like rollercoasters?
Because on the way up it goes "chink chink chink chink chink" and on the way down it goes "niga niga niga niga niga"
What do you call a mexican without a lawnmower in his truck?
Unemployed
How many Cops does it take to arrest a mexican?
2, 1 to arrest him and the other to hold his oranges.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
How do you get a 1 armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave
A blonde goes into a library and says, "Id like a burger with fries." The librarian says, "Dont you know where you are?"
The blonde says, (whispering) "I'd like a burger with fries."
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.
How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
Five, one to do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
Ok, thats enough for now. Remember I mean no offense by these jokes.

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coffee_addict
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Posts: 3645
From: Indianapolis, IN
Joined: 03-29-2004


Message 27 of 302 (128286)
07-28-2004 3:29 AM
Reply to: Message 25 by One_Charred_Wing
07-28-2004 2:11 AM


The last time I checked, about 35 to 40 percent of the Vietnamese population in the world has the last name Nguyen. What can I say, we're inbreeders.
Anyhow, I was voted as the most serious person in 8th, 9th, and 12th grade in my class. In other words, I hardly ever tell a joke. Whenever I do, it suck arse. I only listen and laugh at other people's jokes.
So no, I don't have any asian joke at all.

The Laminator
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fnord
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Message 28 of 302 (128295)
07-28-2004 4:54 AM
Reply to: Message 22 by coffee_addict
07-28-2004 1:12 AM


Re: Here we go...
Keep it coming. By the way, have any good asian joke?
q: how do you blindfold an asian?
a: with dental floss.

If there is one thing computers will never be able to do, it is to descend from apes -- Piet Grijs

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contracycle
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Message 29 of 302 (128302)
07-28-2004 6:01 AM
Reply to: Message 22 by coffee_addict
07-28-2004 1:12 AM


Re: Here we go...
quote:
They're funny because they accurately reflect a lot of the typical stereotypes that are out there.
And thus they are mainly funny to bigots who share those stereotypes.

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contracycle
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Message 30 of 302 (128303)
07-28-2004 6:01 AM
Reply to: Message 26 by Rand Al'Thor
07-28-2004 2:29 AM


Re: Here we go...
quote:
Ok, thats enough for now. Remember I mean no offense by these jokes.
Bullshit. Of course you meant to cause offense, that is what these jokes are for. Fuckwit.

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