Register | Sign In


Understanding through Discussion


EvC Forum active members: 65 (9162 total)
6 online now:
Newest Member: popoi
Post Volume: Total: 915,815 Year: 3,072/9,624 Month: 917/1,588 Week: 100/223 Day: 11/17 Hour: 0/0


Thread  Details

Email This Thread
Newer Topic | Older Topic
  
Author Topic:   The Return of Humor
MrHambre
Member (Idle past 1393 days)
Posts: 1495
From: Framingham, MA, USA
Joined: 06-23-2003


Message 76 of 302 (129523)
08-02-2004 10:21 AM
Reply to: Message 75 by contracycle
08-02-2004 7:41 AM


There Oughta Be a Law
Gasp! How long are we going to have to take this Hate Speechtm from you nasty free-speech abusers? Scum are people too!
regards,
Esteban "Scum of the Earth" Hambre

This message is a reply to:
 Message 75 by contracycle, posted 08-02-2004 7:41 AM contracycle has not replied

Replies to this message:
 Message 77 by Mammuthus, posted 08-02-2004 11:09 AM MrHambre has replied

Mammuthus
Member (Idle past 6475 days)
Posts: 3085
From: Munich, Germany
Joined: 08-09-2002


Message 77 of 302 (129531)
08-02-2004 11:09 AM
Reply to: Message 76 by MrHambre
08-02-2004 10:21 AM


Re: There Oughta Be a Law
There you go, you are just a cookie cutter advocate of scumism. Of course Syamsu would approve of you not making comparisons between scum and people and using the non-judgmental phrase "scum are people too". But to use the term "Gasp!" is pure hate speech against exhaling (or people who like exhaling more than inhaling like former president Clinton). The administrators have been contacted but then I was informed by the thought police from the Political Correctnes Department that the term "administrator" is hate speech against people who do not have that special status...so I will now just address everyone as dilweeds until someone tells me that it could be construed as hate speech against plants.

This message is a reply to:
 Message 76 by MrHambre, posted 08-02-2004 10:21 AM MrHambre has replied

Replies to this message:
 Message 79 by MrHambre, posted 08-02-2004 12:23 PM Mammuthus has not replied
 Message 80 by Amlodhi, posted 08-02-2004 9:04 PM Mammuthus has not replied

nator
Member (Idle past 2169 days)
Posts: 12961
From: Ann Arbor
Joined: 12-09-2001


Message 78 of 302 (129533)
08-02-2004 11:14 AM
Reply to: Message 75 by contracycle
08-02-2004 7:41 AM


Re: Freedom Sucks
quote:
And you are the cookie-cutter version of scum.
Grow up, contracycle.
quote:
Ideological conservative apologetics for racism and sexism, predictable enough.
I have little doubt that Mr Hambre is not a sexist nor a racist.
Humor is not a simple thing.
Deal with it.

This message is a reply to:
 Message 75 by contracycle, posted 08-02-2004 7:41 AM contracycle has replied

Replies to this message:
 Message 89 by contracycle, posted 08-04-2004 10:51 AM nator has not replied

MrHambre
Member (Idle past 1393 days)
Posts: 1495
From: Framingham, MA, USA
Joined: 06-23-2003


Message 79 of 302 (129556)
08-02-2004 12:23 PM
Reply to: Message 77 by Mammuthus
08-02-2004 11:09 AM


Tilex is Genocide
Correction, I'm not an advocate for scumism, I'm an apologist for it. And who are you to criticize me? Obviously you have no respect for the rights of the billions of protozoans, microscopic crustaceans, and various other organic and inorganic matter that make up the algae canopies atop our fine waterways. You and your buddy contracycle can take your obvious Darwinist ideological bias and go away.
regards,
Esteban "Nuisance Algae" Hambre

This message is a reply to:
 Message 77 by Mammuthus, posted 08-02-2004 11:09 AM Mammuthus has not replied

Amlodhi
Inactive Member


Message 80 of 302 (129873)
08-02-2004 9:04 PM
Reply to: Message 77 by Mammuthus
08-02-2004 11:09 AM


Re: There Oughta Be a Law
quote:
Originally posted by Mammuthus
. . . so I will now just address everyone as dilweeds until someone tells me that it could be construed as hate speech against plants.
{chuckle} . . that was funny and reminded me of an exchange I heard recently:
Person #1 > "I'm a vegetarian."
Person #2 > "Oh, an animal lover, huh?"
Person #1 > "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals."
Person #2 > "You're not?"
Person #1 > "No, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

This message is a reply to:
 Message 77 by Mammuthus, posted 08-02-2004 11:09 AM Mammuthus has not replied

macaroniandcheese 
Suspended Member (Idle past 3927 days)
Posts: 4258
Joined: 05-24-2004


Message 81 of 302 (129875)
08-02-2004 9:27 PM
Reply to: Message 55 by One_Charred_Wing
07-29-2004 3:11 PM


Re: Feminism
what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
nothin. i already told her twice.
why do women have legs?
so they don't leave a slime trail.

This message is a reply to:
 Message 55 by One_Charred_Wing, posted 07-29-2004 3:11 PM One_Charred_Wing has not replied

macaroniandcheese 
Suspended Member (Idle past 3927 days)
Posts: 4258
Joined: 05-24-2004


Message 82 of 302 (129876)
08-02-2004 9:29 PM
Reply to: Message 58 by coffee_addict
07-29-2004 3:29 PM


actually. there is a flaw in your mathematics. if you take the square root, it has to be the absolute value... so your equation becomes thus.
women=|evil

This message is a reply to:
 Message 58 by coffee_addict, posted 07-29-2004 3:29 PM coffee_addict has replied

Replies to this message:
 Message 84 by coffee_addict, posted 08-03-2004 3:02 AM macaroniandcheese has replied

One_Charred_Wing
Member (Idle past 6155 days)
Posts: 690
From: USA West Coast
Joined: 11-21-2003


Message 83 of 302 (129947)
08-03-2004 2:47 AM
Reply to: Message 75 by contracycle
08-02-2004 7:41 AM


Tolerance and maturity
Contracycle, if it's okay with your mommy I'd like to know how old you are. Seriously.
I normally don't insult someone who means well and isn't giving out total bull(you aren't, by the way), but I will be stunned if you're older than me. And if you are, how the hell did you get through highschool?!

This message is a reply to:
 Message 75 by contracycle, posted 08-02-2004 7:41 AM contracycle has replied

Replies to this message:
 Message 85 by coffee_addict, posted 08-03-2004 3:04 AM One_Charred_Wing has not replied
 Message 87 by contracycle, posted 08-04-2004 10:47 AM One_Charred_Wing has replied

coffee_addict
Member (Idle past 477 days)
Posts: 3645
From: Indianapolis, IN
Joined: 03-29-2004


Message 84 of 302 (129950)
08-03-2004 3:02 AM
Reply to: Message 82 by macaroniandcheese
08-02-2004 9:29 PM


brennakimi writes:
actually. there is a flaw in your mathematics. if you take the square root, it has to be the absolute value... so your equation becomes thus.
women=|evil
Actually, no. If you take the square root of something, you end up having a plus or minus value.
So, women equal + or - evil.

The Laminator
For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!

This message is a reply to:
 Message 82 by macaroniandcheese, posted 08-02-2004 9:29 PM macaroniandcheese has replied

Replies to this message:
 Message 86 by macaroniandcheese, posted 08-03-2004 3:09 AM coffee_addict has not replied

coffee_addict
Member (Idle past 477 days)
Posts: 3645
From: Indianapolis, IN
Joined: 03-29-2004


Message 85 of 302 (129951)
08-03-2004 3:04 AM
Reply to: Message 83 by One_Charred_Wing
08-03-2004 2:47 AM


Re: Tolerance and maturity
B2P writes:
And if you are, how the hell did you get through highschool?!
This is probably the best question regarding this matter.

The Laminator
For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!

This message is a reply to:
 Message 83 by One_Charred_Wing, posted 08-03-2004 2:47 AM One_Charred_Wing has not replied

macaroniandcheese 
Suspended Member (Idle past 3927 days)
Posts: 4258
Joined: 05-24-2004


Message 86 of 302 (129952)
08-03-2004 3:09 AM
Reply to: Message 84 by coffee_addict
08-03-2004 3:02 AM


yes. but because you don't know which it might be, by the rules, you must say the absolute value of evil.
i can't say i know for sure cause i only tutored math for a year and i'm not asian :-p

This message is a reply to:
 Message 84 by coffee_addict, posted 08-03-2004 3:02 AM coffee_addict has not replied

contracycle
Inactive Member


Message 87 of 302 (130276)
08-04-2004 10:47 AM
Reply to: Message 83 by One_Charred_Wing
08-03-2004 2:47 AM


Re: Tolerance and maturity
quote:
Contracycle, if it's okay with your mommy I'd like to know how old you are. Seriously.
33
quote:
but I will be stunned if you're older than me
And you are?
quote:
And if you are, how the hell did you get through highschool?!
Giving people lip.

This message is a reply to:
 Message 83 by One_Charred_Wing, posted 08-03-2004 2:47 AM One_Charred_Wing has replied

Replies to this message:
 Message 91 by One_Charred_Wing, posted 08-04-2004 6:24 PM contracycle has replied

Amlodhi
Inactive Member


Message 88 of 302 (130277)
08-04-2004 10:47 AM


One of my favorites, for anyone who hasn't heard it yet:
A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- according to our records, you really didn't do anything particularly good or bad in your life. We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?"
The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of outlaw bikers. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the bikers. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!"
"Wow, I'm impressed," St. Peter responded, "When did this happen?"
"About two minutes ago," came the reply.

contracycle
Inactive Member


Message 89 of 302 (130278)
08-04-2004 10:51 AM
Reply to: Message 78 by nator
08-02-2004 11:14 AM


Re: Freedom Sucks
quote:
Grow up, contracycle.
Adults do not, in my experience, tell racist jokes and then plead innocence because "I didn't mean it". Now THATS fucking childish behaviour. If you wish to condone it, you're welcome to wallow in the slime but I'll not be joining you in the moral low ground.

This message is a reply to:
 Message 78 by nator, posted 08-02-2004 11:14 AM nator has not replied

Replies to this message:
 Message 90 by mark24, posted 08-04-2004 1:24 PM contracycle has not replied

mark24
Member (Idle past 5195 days)
Posts: 3857
From: UK
Joined: 12-01-2001


Message 90 of 302 (130307)
08-04-2004 1:24 PM
Reply to: Message 89 by contracycle
08-04-2004 10:51 AM


Re: Freedom Sucks
contracycle,
Adults do not, in my experience, tell racist jokes and then plead innocence because "I didn't mean it". Now THATS fucking childish behaviour. If you wish to condone it, you're welcome to wallow in the slime but I'll not be joining you in the moral low ground.
I think you staked your claim in the low ground, mate. Read your own words.
As Schraf points out, humour is not black & white. Deal with it.
Mark

There are 10 kinds of people in this world; those that understand binary, & those that don't

This message is a reply to:
 Message 89 by contracycle, posted 08-04-2004 10:51 AM contracycle has not replied

Newer Topic | Older Topic
Jump to:


Copyright 2001-2023 by EvC Forum, All Rights Reserved

™ Version 4.2
Innovative software from Qwixotic © 2024