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MrHambre Member (Idle past 1421 days) Posts: 1495 From: Framingham, MA, USA Joined: |
Gasp! How long are we going to have to take this Hate Speechtm from you nasty free-speech abusers? Scum are people too!
regards,Esteban "Scum of the Earth" Hambre
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Mammuthus Member (Idle past 6503 days) Posts: 3085 From: Munich, Germany Joined: |
There you go, you are just a cookie cutter advocate of scumism. Of course Syamsu would approve of you not making comparisons between scum and people and using the non-judgmental phrase "scum are people too". But to use the term "Gasp!" is pure hate speech against exhaling (or people who like exhaling more than inhaling like former president Clinton). The administrators have been contacted but then I was informed by the thought police from the Political Correctnes Department that the term "administrator" is hate speech against people who do not have that special status...so I will now just address everyone as dilweeds until someone tells me that it could be construed as hate speech against plants.
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nator Member (Idle past 2197 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: |
quote: Grow up, contracycle.
quote: I have little doubt that Mr Hambre is not a sexist nor a racist. Humor is not a simple thing. Deal with it.
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MrHambre Member (Idle past 1421 days) Posts: 1495 From: Framingham, MA, USA Joined: |
Correction, I'm not an advocate for scumism, I'm an apologist for it. And who are you to criticize me? Obviously you have no respect for the rights of the billions of protozoans, microscopic crustaceans, and various other organic and inorganic matter that make up the algae canopies atop our fine waterways. You and your buddy contracycle can take your obvious Darwinist ideological bias and go away.
regards,Esteban "Nuisance Algae" Hambre
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Amlodhi Inactive Member |
quote: {chuckle} . . that was funny and reminded me of an exchange I heard recently: Person #1 > "I'm a vegetarian." Person #2 > "Oh, an animal lover, huh?" Person #1 > "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals." Person #2 > "You're not?" Person #1 > "No, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
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macaroniandcheese  Suspended Member (Idle past 3955 days) Posts: 4258 Joined: |
what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
nothin. i already told her twice. why do women have legs? so they don't leave a slime trail.
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macaroniandcheese  Suspended Member (Idle past 3955 days) Posts: 4258 Joined: |
actually. there is a flaw in your mathematics. if you take the square root, it has to be the absolute value... so your equation becomes thus.
women=|evil
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One_Charred_Wing Member (Idle past 6183 days) Posts: 690 From: USA West Coast Joined: |
Contracycle, if it's okay with your mommy I'd like to know how old you are. Seriously.
I normally don't insult someone who means well and isn't giving out total bull(you aren't, by the way), but I will be stunned if you're older than me. And if you are, how the hell did you get through highschool?!
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 505 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
brennakimi writes:
Actually, no. If you take the square root of something, you end up having a plus or minus value. actually. there is a flaw in your mathematics. if you take the square root, it has to be the absolute value... so your equation becomes thus.women=|evil So, women equal + or - evil. The Laminator For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 505 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
B2P writes:
This is probably the best question regarding this matter. And if you are, how the hell did you get through highschool?! The Laminator For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!
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macaroniandcheese  Suspended Member (Idle past 3955 days) Posts: 4258 Joined: |
yes. but because you don't know which it might be, by the rules, you must say the absolute value of evil.
i can't say i know for sure cause i only tutored math for a year and i'm not asian :-p
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contracycle Inactive Member |
quote: 33
quote: And you are?
quote: Giving people lip.
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Amlodhi Inactive Member |
One of my favorites, for anyone who hasn't heard it yet:
A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- according to our records, you really didn't do anything particularly good or bad in your life. We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?" The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of outlaw bikers. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the bikers. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!" "Wow, I'm impressed," St. Peter responded, "When did this happen?" "About two minutes ago," came the reply.
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contracycle Inactive Member |
quote: Adults do not, in my experience, tell racist jokes and then plead innocence because "I didn't mean it". Now THATS fucking childish behaviour. If you wish to condone it, you're welcome to wallow in the slime but I'll not be joining you in the moral low ground.
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mark24 Member (Idle past 5223 days) Posts: 3857 From: UK Joined: |
contracycle,
Adults do not, in my experience, tell racist jokes and then plead innocence because "I didn't mean it". Now THATS fucking childish behaviour. If you wish to condone it, you're welcome to wallow in the slime but I'll not be joining you in the moral low ground. I think you staked your claim in the low ground, mate. Read your own words. As Schraf points out, humour is not black & white. Deal with it. Mark There are 10 kinds of people in this world; those that understand binary, & those that don't
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