How many Creationists here believe in the Caveman?

This raises the question of why those who have become pagan and depraved spiritually and morally (by your standards) in this day and age don't suddenly lose the ability to use a can opener.I mean... crimney, Lakeview'd be like the opening scene of 2001.

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"Good evening. I'm playing the role of Jesus; a man once portrayed on the big screen by Jeffery Hunter. You may remember him as the actor who was replaced by William Shatner on Star Trek. Apparently Mr. Hunter was good enough to die for our sins, but not quite up to the task of seducing green women."
-Stewie Griffin

I'll throw one on the pile as well... ancient Greece?They were pretty much the foundation of modern civilization, and they were polytheists who engaged in quite a bit of homosexuality.This message has been edited by Dan Carroll, 09-16-2004 12:13 PM

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"Good evening. I'm playing the role of Jesus; a man once portrayed on the big screen by Jeffery Hunter. You may remember him as the actor who was replaced by William Shatner on Star Trek. Apparently Mr. Hunter was good enough to die for our sins, but not quite up to the task of seducing green women."
-Stewie Griffin

You should try and time it so your first kid is born on December 23rd, 2012. That way, if the world ends the day before, no big. If not, yay!

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"Good evening. I'm playing the role of Jesus; a man once portrayed on the big screen by Jeffery Hunter. You may remember him as the actor who was replaced by William Shatner on Star Trek. Apparently Mr. Hunter was good enough to die for our sins, but not quite up to the task of seducing green women."
-Stewie Griffin