What Carroll/MrHambre debate?
I'll recreate it for you.
Hambre: Duh... I'm all sortsa stupid. But I think I'm cool and stuff.
Dan: Oh, Hambre. It's okay. We know how slow you are, and we try to make allowances.
Hambre: DUH! NO! I'M GONNA BE ALL STUPID AT YOU!
Dan: Hambre, please. There's no need for all this!
Hambre: DUH, DUH, DUH!
Dan: Okay, I guess I have to put him down for his own good.
*DAN SMACKS HAMBRE UP AND DOWN THE STREET UNTIL HE CRIES FOR HIS MOMMY*
Dan: I didn't want to, but at least the forum is safe again.
(Dan throws Moose a signal watch. Moose cries with joy.) Remember, if you ever need me, just press that button!
(Dan flies up into sky.) DAN CARROLL AWAY!
Hambre: I'm a better person for this having happened. Thank you, Dan! Thank you.
"If I had to write ten jokes about potholders, I don't think I could do it. But I could write ten jokes about Catholicism in the next twenty minutes. I guess I'm drawn to religion because I can be provocative without harming something people
really care about, like their cars."
-George Meyer,
Simpsons writer