Political Humor

2004's Scariest Halloween Costumes.My personal favorite is "The Littlest Prisoner at Abu Ghraib".

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"If I had to write ten jokes about potholders, I don't think I could do it. But I could write ten jokes about Catholicism in the next twenty minutes. I guess I'm drawn to religion because I can be provocative without harming something people really care about, like their cars."
-George Meyer, Simpsons writer

Let's take the time we have left until election day to show our support for the candidate of our choice:If you support the policies and character of John Kerry, please drive with your headlights 'ON' during the day.If you support George W. Bush, please drive with your headlights 'OFF' at night.

When you Americans look at your choices for President and Vice-President, remember that this year polling day coincides with National Celibacy Day. So remember when you vote : No Bush and No Dick(Adapted from Bremner, Bird and Fortune on TV over here)

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Also on TV over here this weekend. Robin Cook - who used to be an important member of the government but quit over the Iraq war - was hosting a topical comedy news quiz.They were discussing the discovery of the new species of human and he said something to the effect of "to sum up - short, has an impressive array of weapons and a brain the size of a grapefruit. Remind you of anyone ?"

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