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Author Topic:   Is this joke in bad taste?
dpardo
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Message 16 of 39 (166991)
12-10-2004 3:17 PM


A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"

Silence.

Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"

From allthejokes.com


  
sidelined
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Message 17 of 39 (167071)
12-10-2004 9:28 PM


Now for BAD taste
A no-good husband had been laying out, drinking and chasing women, then came
home about 3am. Knowing he would be in BIG trouble, he came up with a plan...
he'd sneak into the bedroom and perform oral sex on the wife.
THAT always made her happy. Sure enough, he snuck into the dark bedroom,
slipped quietly over to the bed and did the oral sex. She sleepily moaned
and groaned, so he knew everything was ok.
Afterwards, he went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he flipped
on the light, to his astonishment, he saw his wife sitting on the toilet!
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??" He yells!
"shhhh", she whispered..."you'll wake Mother!"

Courtesy of this site

http://www.beamused.me.uk/page18.htm


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Message 18 of 39 (168727)
12-15-2004 8:32 PM
Reply to: Message 17 by sidelined
12-10-2004 9:28 PM


Re: Now for BAD taste
OH GOD! THAT WAS FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!
I PUKED WHEN I READ IT!!!!
Good job.

BTW, i told the nun joke to my catholic friends and they loved it. I have yet to tell it to a preist

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Message 19 of 39 (168735)
12-15-2004 9:14 PM


Not such bad taste, but I liked it anyway:

A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.

My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I
like most - cars and men."
"What's your name?" she asked.

"Beerfuck," he said.


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Message 20 of 39 (168795)
12-16-2004 2:02 AM
Reply to: Message 19 by Coragyps
12-15-2004 9:14 PM


Shaggy dog stories?
Does anyone share my appreciation for a good shaggy dog story?

I actually love a well told shaggy dog story. I've also found that people stop telling jokes after I tell a shaggy dog story which is also something I find useful at times. Shaggy dogs stories aren't really in bad taste per se, but some people do find them objectionable.

lfen


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berberry
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Message 21 of 39 (168974)
12-16-2004 2:45 PM


Perhaps this might offend someone
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.

Further studies are expected.


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Message 22 of 39 (169000)
12-16-2004 3:41 PM
Reply to: Message 9 by berberry
12-09-2004 12:47 PM


Re: What about this one?
I like this one, perhaps for nostalgic reasons. I first heard it in 1967, not the same but not much different, and with the punch line, "Step aside girls, I have to gargle!"

I believe the old joke about the secretaries had been related just before: One secretary says to two other secretaries, "Last week I found a box of rubbers in the bosses desk and poked a hole in each one." One secretary laughed, the other fainted.

Appropriately, this was among sophomores in high school. And for those of you doing the math to determine my age, yes, you're correct, I'm 29.

--Percy


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Message 23 of 39 (169099)
12-16-2004 5:34 PM
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12-16-2004 3:41 PM


Re: What about this one?
Oh, to have been a soph in 1967. Oh wait, that would have meant I was too young to go into bars or liquor stores?

As an aside, for our younger members, what do you think life in the 60's through early 70's was like?

Wait, not here, I'll start a thread.


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Message 24 of 39 (169160)
12-16-2004 8:16 PM
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12-16-2004 5:34 PM


Re: What about this one?
oh right....like you're gonna pretend that you remember?


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Message 25 of 39 (169201)
12-17-2004 12:04 AM


Of priests and Christmas trees
Heard this one from my very catholic sister, also seasonally appropriate.

Q: What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

A: They both have balls but they are only for decoration.


    
berberry
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Message 26 of 39 (169890)
12-19-2004 12:26 PM


A JibJab Christmas
Check out Grumpy Santa. Surely someone will take offense.


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Message 27 of 39 (169897)
12-19-2004 2:30 PM
Reply to: Message 1 by Dr Jack
12-09-2004 8:32 AM


Now, I think this Joke isn't it bad taste at all but others have said it is because it mentions "40 million dead Muslims".

What do you think? Is it in bad taste? Why?

So long as they died in 'holy war'/Jihad, the joke may be implicating a blessing upon them, considering the alleged rewards, except that what would the women and children want with 70 beautiful virgins?.

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Message 28 of 39 (169926)
12-19-2004 6:38 PM
Reply to: Message 27 by Buzsaw
12-19-2004 2:30 PM


So long as they died in 'holy war'/Jihad, the joke may be implicating a blessing upon them, considering the alleged rewards, except that what would the women and children want with 70 beautiful virgins?.

Yes buz, this joke is in bad taste.


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Message 29 of 39 (169933)
12-19-2004 7:30 PM
Reply to: Message 28 by Silent H
12-19-2004 6:38 PM


Yes buz, this joke is in bad taste.

It wasn't a joke. It was a sad commentary relative to Islamic doctrine about the thread topic joke.

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Message 30 of 39 (169947)
12-19-2004 8:17 PM


Let's not even go there boys. This thread is about tasteless jokes. I don't want it splintering off on Muslim doctrine.


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