Is this joke in bad taste?

An SUV filled with nuns crashes into a Yugo and all of the nuns are killed (talk about the unfairness of it all). As they reach the Pearly Gates, St. Peter tells the first one "before I can allow you into heaven I must ask one question: have you ever had any contact with the male sex organ?" The nun responds "well, when I was just a little girl I saw one". St. Pete says "oh, I don't think that's so bad. If you'll just step right over there and wash your eyes out with the holy water you can go on into heaven."The second nun approaches and St. Pete asks "have you ever had any contact with the male sex organ?" The nun hesitates, then says "well, when I was a teenager I once touched one". St. Pete says "that's not so bad, really. If you'll just step over there and wash your hands with the holy water you can go on into heaven."Just then a commotion arose in the queue of nuns. One nun shoves another aside and runs past her and straight up to St. Peter. St. Peter says "now, now, what's all this about?" The nun says "St. Peter, please, please, please! Can I just go over there and gargle with the holy water before Sister Rose has to sit in it?"

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Dog is my copilot.

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.Further studies are expected.

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Check out Grumpy Santa. Surely someone will take offense.

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How 'bout some old fashioned "yo' mama" jokes?Yo' mama so dumb, when yo' daddy tells her to make up her mind she puts on lipstick.Yo' mama so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight.Yo' mama so ugly, her mama had to get drunk to breast-feed her.Yo' mama so big, when God said "let there be light" he had to kick her fat ass out of the way.Yo' mama so fat, her shadow has stretch marks.Yo' mama so ugly, when she sits down on a sandy beach cats come up and try to bury her.Yo' mama so big, when she goes in the ocean it screws up the tide forecasts.Yo' mama so hairy, she looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.Yo' mama so old, her birth certificate's expired.Yo' mama so dumb, she thinks safe sex means locking the car doors.Yo' mama so dumb, when she tried to call an ambulance she died looking for the '11' key.

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